Pathetic old lady Madonna offered to give blow jobs in exchange for Hillary Clinton votes, but there were no takers and Donald Trump won. While she is heartbroken that another pathetic old lady didn’t win the White House, the former pop singer feels it is her duty to attack the Republican who was elected. According to Madonna not enough celebrities are slandering the President-elect so she is going to pick up the slack.
In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar Madonna put forth her theory that the entertainment industry has been taking it easy on Trump. First however, she set the mood by talking about how his election has devastated her. Here she explains about how she tried to get Allah to help Hillary Clinton win:
“On election night I was sitting at a table with my agent, who is also one of my very best friends, and we were truly praying. We were praying. She was on her computer. She’s friends with someone who was working on Hillary [Clinton]’s campaign and was getting blow-by-blow reports, and at one point she was like, ‘It’s not looking good.’ It was just like watching a horror show. And then she was reading from the Quran, and I was reading from the Zohar. We were doing everything: lighting candles, meditating, praying, offering our lives to God forever, if only. I went to sleep, and since that night, I wake up every morning and it’s like when you break up with somebody who has really broken your heart,” said Madonna.
Since Islam and Kabbalah were no help, Madonna has fallen into a deep funk:
“You wake up and for a second you’re just you, and then you go, ‘Oh, the person I love more than anything has just broken my heart, and I’m devastated and I’m broken and I have nothing. I’m lost.’ That’s how I feel every morning. I wake up and I go, ‘Wait a second. Donald Trump is the president. It’s not a bad dream. It really happened.’ It’s like being dumped by a lover and also being stuck in a nightmare,” she continued.
And apparently part of the problem is that no celebrities are speaking out against the person who curb-stomped Madonna’s feelings:
“What I find really astonishing is how quiet everybody is in my industry. I mean, nobody in the entertainment business except for maybe a handful of people ever speak out about what’s going on. Nobody takes a political stance or expresses an opinion,” Madonna said.
This delusion comes with an ever more delusional explanation:
“They want to maintain a neutral position so they can maintain their popularity. I mean, if you have an opinion and people disagree with you, you might not get a job. You might be blacklisted. You might have fewer followers on Instagram. There are any number of things that would be detrimental to your career. Everyone’s really afraid,” said Madonna.
The only people who risk getting blacklisted in the entertainment industry are conservatives, and maybe people who don’t drink the liberal Kool-Aid as vigorously as they are expected to. It’s absolutely ridiculous to suggest that celebrities are afraid to speak against Trump considering how liberal the industry is and how many of them have actually publicly slammed the President-elect.
This is like complaining that Planned Parenthood doesn’t kill enough babies or Black Lives Matter isn’t anti-cop and white people enough. If Madonna is really concerned with this nonexistent problem perhaps she should offer a rim-job to any celebrity who denounces Donald Trump. Normal people don’t want her horrific offers of sex, but maybe liberals will jump at the chance.