Does anything go with turkey and stuffing quite as well as killing unborn babies? Planned Parenthood sure thinks so. The country’s biggest abortion provider wants to make sure you talk about terminating life with your stupid Neanderthal relatives this Thanksgiving, because…well they are liberals. Leftists have this weird need to make family togetherness time as uncomfortable and hostile as possible.
Planned Parenthood released its handy holiday guide to pissing off everyone you know and love.
So. Tis the season for gathering ’round the holiday table with your loved ones, or your liked ones, or your in-laws you have no choice but to tolerate once a year, or your college bestie and her “UGH, what is she even thinking?!” significant other.
And you know one of the most important questions people will ask — besides “Where’s the wine?” and “Are two dozen pies really enough?” — is: “What will happen to Planned Parenthood?”
Yeah, I’m sure the most likely thing people will be talking about on Thanksgiving is the fate of an abortion provider. I know lefties are delusional, but this is borderline psychotic. As someone with a big diverse family, with relatives from both sides of the aisle, I can honestly say that abortion has never once come up at a Thanksgiving diner.
As for the guide itself, it not even a guide. Despite being titled “How to Talk to Your Family About Planned Parenthood This Thanksgiving” there aren’t really any tips. Instead it’s pretty much a fundraiser type of thing, scaring liberals into thinking Donald Trump is going to destroy the organization and begging for donations.
Yes, Donald Trump and Mike Pence threatened to “defund” Planned Parenthood.
Do we have a hard and uncertain road ahead? Yes, yes we do. But that’s why it’s important to remember that Planned Parenthood has been providing care for a century, and it’s not going to stop any time soon. And you — and your loved ones, your liked ones, your in-laws, and your college bestie — can all step up and help out to ensure that Planned Parenthood continues to provide care for another 100 years.
So apparently the best way to talk to your family about abortion over turkey and gravy is to ask them to donate money to the nation’s most prolific abortion provider. That may actually be worse than just talking about abortion while people are trying to eat.
Every year around this time there are dozens of liberal guides to talking about leftist social issues with ignorant family members. It’s always something like “How To Put Stupid Uncle Bob In His Place On Gun Control” or “School Racist Aunt Beatrice On White Privilege.”
What the liberals don’t understand is they are the ignorant ones at the table that the rest of the family dreads talking to. They are the ones that make a holiday dinner uncomfortable. A better guide would be for teaching liberals how not to ruin Thanksgiving dinner with radical leftist temper tantrums.