President Trump pulled the US out the terrible Iran nuclear deal Obama brokered because it basically pays Iran to secretly develop nuclear weapons and sponsor terrorism. Liberal reaction to Trump’s move was pretty funny, but nothing compared to how Iran lost their shit. The supreme Islamic leader of Iran is basically saying he’s going to kick America’s ass the same way cartoon mouse Jerry took out cartoon cat Tom. Yeah, Iran is threatening the US with Tom and Jerry hijinx.
Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei expressed defiance of the U.S. with a side order of American pop culture, invoking the cat-and-mouse adventures of Tom and Jerry.
“The U.S. has tried various political, economic, military and propaganda undertakings to hit the Islamic Republic” throughout its four decades, the nation’s top religious leader told a gathering of officials on Wednesday. But “all these plots failed. Like the famous cat in Tom and Jerry they will lose again.”
And if the Tom and Jerry thing doesn’t work out for Iran, they plan to go Roadrunner and Coyote on us.
For some reason Bloomberg felt the need to write this:
In the cartoon series created 78 years ago, the plucky mouse Jerry consistently outsmarted the larger cat Tom, although both did their best to torment each other.
They left out the part about how Jerry mouse was a sadistic little psychopath, kind of like Iran. Unlike Tom cat however, the United States has the capabilities to wipe out every mouse in Iraq thousands of times over.
Khamenei’s comments, posted on his official website, were his first since U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s speech this week outlining a list of demands for Iran, including that the Persian Gulf nation permanently end its nuclear program and withdraws support for groups like the Lebanese militant group Hezbollah that the U.S. considers terrorists.
Is it weird to anyone on the left that Pompeo’s demands that Iran end it’s nuclear weapons program and stop sponsoring terrorism weren’t actual conditions of Obama’s deal, that he claimed would keep them from doing this shit? Also, is it weird that liberal Bloomberg says the the US “considers” Hezbollah terrorists rather than simply stating that Hezbollah are terrorists?
I find it absolutely hysterical that the Ayatollah thinks he’s being menacing by threatening to annihilate us with cartoon violence. “We will crush the Great Satan like mouse defeated cat on American cartoon. If they put their hand in our mouse hole we will unleash a mouse trap on their paw. If they stick their head around our corner we will hit them in the face with a frying pan that will make their face in the shape of a frying pan. Praise Allah.”
This is on par with Dr. Evil’s “sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their frickin’ heads.” The Ayatollah should brush up on what Americans find scary. Here’s a hint, it’s not a guy in a robe with a towel on his head threatening to go “full Jerry Mouse” on our asses.