Sorry for the sheer number of words in quotations in the headline, but it was necessary. White woman Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP chapter president who was outed for pretending to be a black person, has put out a calendar with her in pin-up poses and motivational quotes for black people or crazy people who think they are black when they clearly are not.
I’m pretty sure she changed her name to something African-sounding but I don’t feel like looking that up nor do I want to try to spell it for the remainder of this article.
The first thing that will strike you as odd is that there is a RachelDolezal.com. Going there you will see that she is selling this 2018 calendar that is billed as pictures of her with “her own inspirational quotes.” If that doesn’t get you, it has this too:
With dozens of important birthdays and Black History facts throughout the year.
I wonder if that includes the date everyone figure out she isn’t a black woman. For the record, that date is June 12, 2015.
“Don’t give up, give in, compromise or quit. Rest a little & take a breath, then stand up, raise your chin & press on,” reads the April quote.
That’s good advice if you are ever busted for cultural appropriation and your entire world of lies comes crashing down around you.
“Living in full color means stepping outside of the boxes prescribed by society and following the nature of your soul,” Dolezal says in May.
The funny thing is, liberals would agree with that last quote if it were in reference to transgender people, but because it involves a white woman who “identifies” as black, they are furious. I say, what’s the difference?
“Stay woke & ready to change the world. You never know when an important opportunity will arise,” she says in December.
She’s like the white, pretending to be back, female Tony Robbins. If people didn’t hate her so much she could be a motivational speaker with inane garbage like this.
All of this and more can be yours for the low low price of 18.99. She also sells “Melanin Spectrum” dolls, whatever the hell those are, so you can get all of your Christmas shopping done in one spot.
I’ve always hated getting calendars for Christmas, but for some reason I get at least two every year. Seriously, sweaters, socks, and calendars are shitty gifts. I hope and prey that one of these things doesn’t makes it way under my Christmas tree this year.
You know who should get a Rachel Dolezal calendar for X-Mas though? Black Lives Matter activist and faux black guy Shaun King. Actually Elizabeth Warren should get one too. Sure, she isn’t pretending to be black, but she knows the ways of cultural appropriation.