Remember Michelle Wolf? She’s the comedian who embarrassed the entire news industry at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner with foul language and vicious attacks on Republicans. Naturally Netflix felt the need to reward this vile person by giving her a show. The first episode was about what you’d expect from such a hateful leftist as she saluted abortion with a disrespectful “God bless abortion.”
The Break with Michelle Wolf may star Michelle Wolf but it’s anything but a break because you have to look at that hideous face and crooked mouth the whole time. Not everyone needs to be in front of the camera. In this episode the every witty Wolf paid tribute to abortion and it was disgusting.
“Look, access to abortion is good and important. Some people say abortion is ‘killing a baby.’ It’s not. It’s stopping a baby from happening. It’s like ‘Back to the Future’ and abortion is the DeLorean. And everyone loves DeLoreans,” said Wolf.
No, DeLoreans were underpowered pieces of crap. They weren’t popular vehicles and the fact that the company swiftly went out of business is proof of that. Also, yeah, abortion is killing a baby. Babies don’t just start living when they pass through the magical vaginal portal, they are alive inside the womb too. It doesn’t matter which side of the vagina the baby is snuffed out, it’s taking a life away and that’s another way to say “killing.”
“Pro-life is a propaganda term that isn’t real, like healthy ice cream and handsome testicles,” said Wolf.
Ice cream is only unhealthy if you an entire tub in one sitting, my testicles are quite fetching (TMI) and Michelle Wolf is full of shit. Being in favor of babies living is definitely being for life or in other words “pro-life.”
“These people are anti-abortion which means they are anti-women,” Wolf said.
But killing hundreds of thousands of female babies every year is pro-women?
“If these people were actually pro-life, they would be fighting hard for healthcare, child care, education, gun control, and protecting the environment,” Wolf said.
If liberals were really pro-choice, they’d let the baby decide if he or she wants to be chopped up inside the womb, vacuumed out, and sold for parts. They would also not force people to buy healthcare they don’t want or try to take away our guns. Choices involve lots of stuff unrelated to killing babies.
Wolf then came out with a marching band and threw confetti as she told women to get abortions. She even suggested that women should get pregnant just so they could get an abortion.
“God bless and America and God bless abortion,” Wolf finished.
On top of having different meanings for words, liberal also apparently have a different god than Christians.
Beside being really hard to look at (seriously, human mouths go on the front of the face, not the side) Michelle Wolf is a really terrible comedian. She messes her lines up so many times it’s an embarrassment and then she laughs at her own jokes to the point where she can’t even deliver her punchlines. Not only is Netflix establishing itself as the liberal streaming service, they have money to burn buying unfunny shows nobody will watch.