Bam! Headline of the week and it’s 100% accurate, which makes it even better. A democratic town councilman in New Milford, CT was forced to resign after his his sexual fetish of dressing up like a dog and getting raped was revealed. Okay, he might actually wear a fox costume, but I think it looks like a dog. And you thought Anthony Weiner and Bill Clinton were sexual freaks. I’m actually shocked that this perv resigned. It seems like he should be getting fast-tracked to head the DNC.
The News Times, which sounds fake but is an actual news site, reports:
Town Council member Scott Chamberlain had never made a secret of his deep involvement in Furry Fandom, a subculture of adults who dress in mascot-like animal costumes, attend role-playing conventions and interact regularly online.
But an uproar ensued when a town resident posted on a community Facebook page several screenshots of Chamberlain’s profile from a private website catering to “furries,” many of whom participate in or write about unusual sexual practices. The profile includes a list of Chamberlain’s “loves,” “likes” and “hates,” some sexual in nature, but also said that he “tolerates” rape.
Chamberlain defended his perversion as a harmless hobby, saying, “It’s nothing to do with sex; it’s an interest in cartoon animals.”
He wrote in an online profile that he likes getting raped while dressed as a “cartoon animal” and that has nothing to do with sex? Even if the news didn’t point out that he was a democrat, it’s painfully obvious that he is by the way he thinks words mean different things than they really do.
Chamberlain, whose avatar is a foxlike character named “Gray Muzzle,” said his participation in furry fandom is mostly about appreciating animal characters with human behaviors and features, such as Tony the Tiger and Mickey Mouse.
Gray Muzzle? This just keeps getting better and better. Speaking of which, Chamberlain also writes what he calls a “soap opera” that is furry fan fiction porn. No, seriously. He writes graphic erotica involving people dressed up in animal costumes. Also, it appears as if he thinks it would be Gr-r-reat! to get raped by Tony the Tiger.
While Chamberlain thinks this is harmless and non-sexual, his constituents, fellow council members, and his own political party think differently.
Mayor David Gronbach, saying elected officials should be held to a “higher standard,” called for Chamberlain’s immediate resignation, and within two hours party officials said he would resign all his town and party positions by Monday morning.
On Thursday night, as town Democrats held a previously scheduled opening ceremony of party headquarters on Bank Street, a small group of protesters gathered outside.
Among them was Rick Agee, the resident who had made the original Facebook post. He carried a sign saying, “No perverts running our town!”
Chamberlain was up for reelection, but the local Democratic Party has already scrubbed any mention of him from party HQ.
What also kind of surprises me is that the democrats turned on him so quickly. They are, after all, the party perversion and abnormal sexual behavior. If this guy identifies as a dog, liberal logic dictates that he really is a dog. What’s the difference between a man who wears a dress and a man who wears a dog costume?