Why does bad stuff always happen to good people? All Bill Clinton did was rape and sexually assault several women, cheat on his wife with several more, and get impeached for lying and those stupid democrats are dropping his name from an annual fundraising dinner. It’s not like he killed anyone. Well, no one that anyone can prove. This injustice will not stand and it’s a guarantee that Bill’s wife Hillary will point out how sexist it is to remove her sexual predator husband’s name from this event.
The Hill reports:
The New Hampshire Democratic Party (NHDP) on Tuesday announced it will rename its annual Kennedy-Clinton fundraiser to the Eleanor Roosevelt Dinner, a move that follows months of calls to remove former President Clinton’s name from the title.
New Hampshire activists had requested the name change since last year, citing Clinton’s affair with a White House intern and other long-standing allegations of sexual misconduct against the former president.
When reached for a comment about being dropped from the dinner, Bill Clinton responded that it depended on what the meaning of “rape” is. I may have actually made that part up. The NHPD didn’t cite any specific reason for why it ditched Clinton, but I think we all know why.
And this story gets downright hysterical because these democrats only recently changed the name of their fundraising dinner:
In 2016, the NHDP changed the name of its Jefferson-Jackson dinner to Kennedy-Clinton, joining several other state Democratic parties that dropped the names of former Presidents Jefferson and Jackson due to their history as slave owners.
“While Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson played instrumental roles in the founding of the national Democratic Party 200 years ago, the NHDP officers and so many others believed it was time to rename the dinner in honor of two more recent Democratic presidents,” said NHDP Chairman Ray Buckley at the time.
So they ditched a couple of slave owning democrats for a more contemporary rapist democrat? That’s sounds about right. Also, for the record, Eleanor Roosevelt was not the president. I know she looked like a man, a very ugly man, but she was actually the First Lady.
As it turns out, the democrats have several other problematic fundraisers that could use a name change:
The Ted Kennedy Pool Party
The Bill Cosby Cocktail Party
The Robert Byrd Annual White Sale (Byrd was a former KKK recruiter)
The George Wallace “As The Jim Crow Flies” 10K Run
The FDR Japanese Film Festival
The Al Franken “All You Can Grab’ Luncheon
The Harvey Weinstein “Masturbate In A House Plant” Silent Auction
I also may have made up those democratic fundraiser names. I don’t want to get flagged by Facebook for spreading fake news.
These New Hampshire democrats are going to run into problems with their newly titled Eleanor Roosevelt Dinner when they figure out that her husband FDR put thousands of Japanese Americans in internment camps during WWII. I guess the bigger issue is that it’s really hard to find a democrat who wasn’t a giant piece of shit to name stuff after.