Democrats have a very thin bench going into the 2020 presidential election including idiots, communists, and anti-Semites, but they may have just found the perfect candidate to retake the White House: a potted plant. CNN’s “Republican strategist” Ana Navarro is putting her considerable liberal clout behind running a house plant against Trump in 2020, and sadly enough, that’s sounds a lot better than anyone the democrats currently have waiting in the wings.
Earlier today liberal douchebag actor Alec Baldwin claimed he could beat Trump in 2020 but declined to run because he has to host a stupid game show nobody watches. Obviously with this non-announcement, CNN had to analyze it. Host Brooke Baldwin (no relation) assembled a crack panel to break down Alec’s chances of winning against the hated Trumpmonster.
“I’m tired of so many inexperience white men throwing their name in the hat to be President of the United States,” said the black CNN panelist. “Can some Latinos, can some black women, can we have some of those folks?”
Okay, so the democrats can’t have anymore white people running for president, let’s turn to Ana Navarro who told the black panelist that at least Alec Baldwin is married to a woman of color.
“One of the things about Donald Trump is that he broke the mold, he broke the box. And you don’t necessarily have to be an experienced politician now to think you are able to win the presidency. We’re seeing the names of people like Howard Schultz…Mark Cuban…Alec Baldwin and Oprah. It’s opened up the possibilities for people who are not typical politicians but are interested,” said Navarro.
But Navarro is not interested in Baldwin, Cuban, or Oprah being president. She has her eyes on a more viable candidate:
“Frankly, at this point I would vote for a potted plant over Trump, if that potted plant was the nominee,” Navarro said.
Frankly, at this point, I think Ana Navaro has been smoking a potted plant. In fact, after her statement left Brooke Baldwin speechless, Navaro added, “I think I may have voted for a potted plant before now that I think about it.”
I’m sure you did, Ana. Also, watch the video, because every time Navaro says “potted plant” she struggles with it like it’s the world’s craziest tongue twister. Again, she was probably smoking something.
Somewhere in her insanity, Navaro may be on to something however. A potted plant never committed espionage and isn’t married to a rapist. A house plant isn’t a 1000-year-old communist under investigation for bank fraud. Potted plants don’t hang around Nation of Islam leader Lois Farrakhan. A potted plant would be the best possible Democratic Party candidate for president because it literally has no baggage or scandals.
I don’t know why Ana Navaro is a Republican strategist. She voted for Hillary, hates Trump, and loves everything liberal. She should be a Democratic strategist because she has the perfect leftist lunatic mind to appeal to their base. Also she obviously has that outside-of-the-box thinking that democrats believe will deliver them an election victory.