Every year the Republican National Committee and the Democratic National Committee play a softball game to promote bipartisanship and cooperation. This is the Age of Trump however and democrats are currently suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome so there will be no game this year. The DNC bailed on the annual softball game, which means liberals literally took their ball and went home. This leftist temper tantrum gets worse by the day.
The Daily Caller reports:
Despite being a time-honored tradition going back many years, the DNC is refusing to play the RNC at this year’s annual softball game.
RNC sources tell The Daily Caller that they were “stunned” when Democrats abruptly pulled out of the good-natured game between leadership and staffers at opposing political organizations.
The game was an opportunity to put aside the partisan bickering and come together in friendly competition. The decade-old tradition typically ended in staffers having a drink at a nearby bar.
RNC sources familiar with the decision said the DNC told them that “all our players are out in the field this year. We won’t be able to play.”
I think the problem is that the DNC players won’t be in the field. Obviously the democrats meant they are all out campaigning, which sounds like a load of shit. Really? They can’t tear themselves away from the campaign trail for an afternoon?
Apparently the RNC kicks the crap out of the DNC in these games so maybe they just got sick of being humiliated. No, that can’t be true. They are democrats who believe in stupid things and consistently loose elections. There’s no chance they are fed up with humiliation. If they were they’d make more of an effort to connect with voters instead of calling them dumb hillbillies.
This is obviously another crucial battle in the Resistance war against Trump. Republicans support their Republican President and democrats think that is some kind of hate crime so they are going to punish the RNC by refusing to play them in softball. I have no idea how the Republicans will ever recover from this mighty blow.
The next logical step for the democrats to resist Trump and the Republicans will be to refuse to buy any Girl Scout cookies from the daughters of GOP Congressmen. If that doesn’t make Trump resign, the Present clearly has an iron resolve and the democrats will have to regroup and think of something even dumber.
The RNC thought about asking the Independents to take the place of of the RNC, but apparently they don’t have much of a team. Sure, Bernie Sanders supporters will show up to a baseball field and open fire on Republicans, but they don’t actually play softball. Also, sports are “unfair” to people who suck, which goes against everything socialism stands for.
The funniest thing about this is the DNC is very confident that the democrats will retake both Chambers of Congress in the midterm elections. When that doesn’t happen it’s going to be way more crushing than losing a softball to the RNC. You think the TDS is bad now, wait until the morning of November 7, when democrats wake up still in the minority and their heads start to explode.