
Pork will no longer be served in federal prisons. As of last week, the “other white meat” is not on the menu. The Bureau of Prisons says the move was made because prisoners don’t like the taste of pork and are becoming more health conscious. If that sounds like a BS excuse, that’s probably because it is. As you know, Muslims are forbidden to eat pork, and it seems more likely that banning it is the Obama administration’s way of appeasing his favorite segment of the prison population.
The Washington Pots proclaims gleefully that: Finally, the government has decided to eliminate pork — from the menu in federal prisons
The nation’s pork producers are in an uproar after the federal government abruptly removed bacon, pork chops, pork links, ham and all other pig products from the national menu for 206,000 federal inmates.
The ban started with the new fiscal year last week.
The Bureau of Prisons, which is responsible for running 122 federal penitentiaries and feeding their inmates three meals a day, said the decision was based on a survey of prisoners’ food preferences:
They just don’t like the taste of pork.
“Why keep pushing food that people don’t want to eat? Pork has been the lowest-rated food by inmates for several years,” said Edmond Ross, a spokesman for the prison bureau.
I guess if they did a survey of Muslim inmates they may come to the conclusion that prisoners don’t like pork, but I find it hard to believe most inmates feel this way. Everything from the snout to the asshole is delicious on a pig. Are you trying to tell me that non-Muslim prisoners don’t like bacon? That’s preposterous.
But wait, the explanation for the pork ban gets sillier:
“People are more health conscious these days. Some people choose to be vegetarian or vegan. That’s their preference,” said Ross.
Oh, I get it. They banned pork because of the vegans in federal prison. That’s an even bigger load of shit than the “they don’t like it” excuse. Are we really supposed to believe that hardcore killers, rapists, and drug dealers are going vegan and are concerned about their health in massive numbers? If this were even remotely true, the Bureau of Prisons would also ban beef, chicken, fish, and all dairy products. For the record, they haven’t.
The obvious answer for the pork ban is that he administration is sensitive to the needs and wants of the Muslim community. Something that spokesman for the Council on American-Islamic Relations Ibrahim Hooper backs up:
“In general we welcome the change because it’s facilitating the accommodation of Muslim inmates,” said Hooper.
Hooper predicted that anti-Islam groups would spin the decision into a case of the federal government acting under pressure from Muslims.
“This is just the kind of thing that drives them crazy. It will stoke the fires of Islamophobia based on the usual conspiracy theories,” said Hooper.
It’s kind of hard not to think this way when we have a President that has difficulty in hiding his allegiance to Islam. Throw in the bullshit explanations for the pork ban and it seems less like a conspiracy theory and more like a conspiracy fact.
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Where’s frank b? The southern blacks are gonna riot if they can’t get thier bbq ribs. Teehee p.s. I know I’m gonna get a strongly worded reply if he reads this, lol
It’ll only be strongly worded if he doesn’t have a cock in his mouth.
LMWAO
Frankie is with his NAMBLA homeboys, and he’s busy getting his luv shack rocked.
And the love shack
Is a little old place where
Gays can get together!
Love shack….Frankies love shack!
Make it fun. Don’t reply to him,reply to him through others. The meltdown is hilarious!
Had a little melt down my self a few days ago. I still don’t know why my post ” removed, ” but not concerned either.
They have removed some of mine as well. But Frank’s shit continues.
I don’t know what DT’s standards or rules for ” removal ” are. I did lose my composure a bit with that character, but I don’t know what I said that was so over the top from the rants, profanity, barbarity, and agenda driven BS talking points that I see on a daily bases . But, they must have seen, or read something they found intolerable, LOL! It doesn’t make an impact , just a curiosity.
I did an experiment when Frank was blabbering all over here. I spelled out n!gger with all letters intact,and comentated that they should look at Frank’s threats. They obviously read it,because they pulled it. It was right next to posts from it,and the other it,Moral Monday,threatening people,it was pointed out to them,and they did nothing.
My friend, somehow — in this world of great favor for some — we should not be surprised. After all, are they now not bending over backwards to more than accommodate the muslims?
Yes…and it is truly sad!
When will the announcement about school lunch menu changes be forthcoming? After all obama’s lunch menus have been a disaster. Surely our children should get equal treatment to felons.
Until they are old enough to vote, they aren’t a priority for Obama.
Things get worse every day… Can you imagine what this traitor will do during the very end of his holding office?
Maybe thats why pork was banned!
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I would make those MF’ers eat nothing but pork. Their only break from pork would be when the guards were busy kicking their worthless asses. Eat pork from one end or wear it in the other.
More lies from the FEDS
Another one to repeal in 2017. If you’re a Muslim in the slammer, it should be a “take it or leave it” policy, even if they’re serving dog food.
Pass me the bacon please.
#Everything’s better with bacon”
Who the hell doesn’t like bacon?
I love my bacon, lettuce, bacon, tomato and bacon sandwiches……with a side of bacon.
And if you hold the lettuce and tomato, I can live with it.
BACON!!!
That sounds like my custom heart stopping grilled cheese. Four kinds of cheese,on sourdough,with 2 layers of crispy bacon sandwiched in between! A bowl of tomato soup with what else…more bacon crumbled in it! Now if QT,and they’re extremely delicious bacon milkshake were a little closer? …….ALUMINUM HANDELBAR to all my muzzie friends!
That sammy’s called “The Cardiologists Nightmare”. (Or, grayz’s wet dream)
It’s the bomb….I say that,because if you eat one,your heart explodes!
A BLT, Hold the LT
Terrorist’s
Sand n!ggers
That’s a myth. Of course everyone loves bacon! (Well, everyone worth their salt.)
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Everybody loves me!
Signed…Saltpig
Rug pilots, camel jockeys, rag heads, sand spooks, goat rapers !
Those goats were asking for it…dressing like that. What’s an Arab man to do?
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Bit of a puzzle
That IS one hot goat!
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Could be very popular!?
And now a special special bedtime story.
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LOL Thanks for the laugh!
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Rug pilots that’s funny right thrre
Muzzies and smug, self righteous, miserable, militant, smelly POS vegans.
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Baa Baa
Kissagram
Stupid, goat-banging, @sshole Muslims, that’s who!
Don’t ya just love how they honestly believe the American public will fall for their lie that bacon, bbq ribs, pulled pork, pork steak & ham steak have continuiously ranked the lowest of all prison food year after year.
To anyone who believes that, I’ve got some waterfront mountainous land on the Gulf of Mexico I wanna sell ya.
If susan says it’s so, it must be the muslim truth.
Good day,and ALUMINUM HANDELBAR to you M’Lady!
ALUMINUM HANDLBAR !
BBQ PORK FOR ALL !
Fatwaback,and Jiham upon you,and yours!
Make mine brisket, ribs, and Polish sausage.
Where da’ watermelon an’ fried chicken at, fool?
Here’s da’ watermelon. The Colonel can take care of the fried chicken.
I’ve got some oceanfront property in Arizona if anybody’s interested…lol
If you buy that i’ll the golden gate in free
I wish! that would mean California or Mexico disappeared!!!
Hey,I live in AZ,and no one ever told me about any ocean!
Yes, because all the blacks in prison hate pork chops…Now, about that water front mountain land in Mexico…
They still love fried chicken!
They’ll eat a pig’s ass if.u.cook it.right
Yeah, and I have some waterfront property in North Dakota!
Gruel is the #1 choice according to prisoners.
Mmmmmm—Gruel…Agggghhh!
Like that is not what most of the prisoners ate before they were imprisoned. You know both white scum and black thug eat a ton of pork. It is the basis of Po folk food.
One might assume that comment was just a cowardly government way of avoiding the truth, that pork has been discontinued because Muslims won’t eat it and it is easier to just serve beef.
True but this could be a win/win situation for us! First off,more pork for all of us infidels. Second,when the large black gangs in the land of butt punch find out,they are gonna be pissed. Theys be liking some powk! It’s probably the only decent tasting food they have. A few riots,a few dead n!ggers,and muzzies,how could we lose on that? Plus,it’s already about the cheapest meat out there,so maybe the cost goes down a little more! Follow me to the light….I’m investing in pork bellies!
Dayz gun be pist off no mo pickle pork feet. They should ban all food fo dem makes dem grow dayz ownz yous betta axed dem furst
Seriously, the Florida prison commission tried to make the inmates at FSP grow their own food a few years ago (like they used to up to the 70’s) and they had protests and riots. So instead they turned the ac temp down another degree and bought new tv sets for them.
How are the women gonna smuggle Boston Butts into the joint on conjugals?
Boston butts???
Smoked pork with cayenne pepper
Sounds delish!
That’s an idea. Maybe then, they themselves could be converted to dog food. Uh oh, I probably just incurred the wrath of dog owners. My apologies in advanced.
Lol! Be careful or you’ll find yourself in the cross hairs of, “Dogs Lives Matter!”
I don’t like rice, specifically, Susan Rice. Can we ban her?
Pork is way more affordable than beef. Who cares what the prisoners like or don’t? They are not in a position to complain. They are supposed to be doing things they don;t like. And why is this something the president has anything to do with? Kinda under his station I would think. But this guy doesn’t do his real job, never has, so he spends his time messing up the little things.
Goid post
Non muzzie inmates should get nothing but bread and water. Muzzie inmates should get nothing but pork and pig blood. Cruel and unusual punishment for all!
One of the goals of the Federal prison system is to avoid rioting. So, “take it or leave it” based on religion is a great way to create a riot.
Save the pigs! No pork for you, bread & water until you fade away.
I’ll light a candle for the pigs…it helps me to see my ham sandwich!
glutton free bread of course…and recycled piss..gotta Glo-BULL warming drought THANG goin on Ya Knoooooow.
Biscuits and sausage gravy for breakfast, pork and beans for lunch, ham and beans for dinner. Phuk em.
Damn, that sounds good!
Yeah, it does. Time to check and see if I have any navy beans and fatback.
Just need to look up a good cornbread recipe and I am all set.
Hell yeah.
Stanky B. loves getting porked!!
Doesn’t matter if it’s man ass or man meat, Stanky B is good with it.
Throw in some fried taters, and onions. Dang, I’m getting Howngry!
OMG! Don’t get me started with my country deprivation! 🙁
x2!!!
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My menu for Guantanamo is;
Breakfast: Bacon & eggs.
Lunch: Ham sandwiches.
Dinner: Pork Chops and Pulled Pork on rotating nights.
I think they pull their pork enough after all lslam is a gay religion.
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Dress Kode
Pull the wool over
Pull-over
Damn man,I’d go to prison to eat that!
I only get the biscuits and sausage gravy one day a week, and today was the day!!!
Butter beans and ham slow simmered till the ham just falls apart with big cast iron skillet of cornbread.
The muslim occupying the white’s house is pandering to his terrorist brethren.
Yep…and the GULLIBLE (D)erelicts just keep buying the Choomer CHIMPS “Snake Oil”..absolutely AMAZING..
How are all the nigs in the prisons going to get their chitlins? They will be rioting soon.
Seriously, how can anyone survive without bacon?
Here’s a thought: if you’re a picky eater don’t commit felonies! These are federal prisoners, and in an age where strong-arm robbery gets probation I’m fairly sure these are not minor offenders. They will eat whatever the hell we put in front of them and they should have to say, “Thank you sir” or “Thank you, ma’am” after every meal or go into solitary for a week. Prisoners have no rights.
Pork or 7.62 NATO..it’s a “Choice” thingy..and don’t leave it to me or I’ll be havin pork for dinner…um..um..um.
Why are they not eating horse meat? Or, how about, you wanna pick your fvckin meals, don’t do crime!!! I’ve never wanted an asteroid to take out Washington DC so bad…. like, tonight…
beans n rice with white bread and water. nuterous n healthy
It’s not Islamophobia Hooper, It’s Islamopposition!
More lies from Washington…
This column is more evidence that you right wing nuts really are nuts. You attribute to Obama authority and powers which he either does not have, has and has delegated by appointing heads of departments, or, more likely, simply does not have the time to exercise or even take an interest in. Somehow you think Obama is a weak President and at the same time you claim he can micromanage every single aspect of government.
Yes, this article is proof that right wing nut jobs really are nuts.
He has plenty of time to fund raise, play golf and visit gay bars, though.
YOU, are the definition of stupidity and reflect the reason why our country and society are so messed/jacked up.
Note the last 4 letters in each of the following;
American: “ican” or, I can.
Republican: “ican” or, I can.
Democrats: rats. No further explanation needed.
Now, go and play some dodge-ball out on the freeway.
If we don’t hear back from ya, we’ll understand and support the end result.
You’re welcome. 🙂
If you spent as much time getting informed as you do trying (but not succeeding) to be creative, you might learn something. The President of the United States does not micromanage the menus at prisons. You would know that if you had a brain and knew how to use it.
You really are a DF. He doesn’t have to “micromanage” menus at prisons, you idiot.
Were you born yesterday? Maybe, just maybe, have you ever heard of the phrase, “$hit rolls downhill?”
Of course BO won’t do anything that will incriminate him on the surface. It has to travel up the totem pole from the bottom.
1+1=2. Got it, or is that too much to take in at your level?
Thanks for exploiting your ignorance. We all enjoyed it and will continue to in days to come.
You really are a moron. So you think Obama meets with department heads and tells them what rules to apply? Yeah, I’ll bet even that idea took a lot of effort to come up with on your part.
You answered my question.
Knew it. Born yesterday.
You must have been.
Here’s more pork for you to choke on. Enjoy the read. Note how many times Obama’s name comes up. >>> http://toprightnews.com/obama-forced-to-reverse-his-sharia-prison-pork-ban-after-national-outrage/
I expect you to dismiss this one too as deniers will always deny.
He is weak abroad but uses executive orders on American citizens. Get it now?
He’s definitely not as strong as his “wife’s” erection.
Obama has issued fewer executive orders than any other president in the last 100 years. Go ahead, look it up. I’ll wait for your backtracking, but I won’t expect an apology for your intentional disinformation.
You are a complete idiot. The only thing on here is folks having fun. Shut the f•ck up,and troll somewhere else. Please,Please…No one answer this useless piece of shit. I’m out
You are a fucking idiot, and a moron to boot. The only thing on here is a bunch of morons like yourself with too much time on your hands. Why don’t you try a game of Russian Roulette.
Rave on pusscakes!
I apologize to all the regular Downtrenders. I responded to that which shall not be named. I assure you,it won’t happen again!
Isnt ademain the downtrend beaner?
I don’t know,but he/she/it is definitely a paid troll!
My bullcrap meter is going crazy. Today’s pork in the U.S. is one of the leanest meats you can buy. To get a really juicy, delicious pork chop like you could get before they started breeding for leaness you’ve got to raise the hog yourself. The difference is like night and day.
Aloha snackbar !
ALUMINUM HANDELBAR
Guess that means more Goat & Camel will be served instead !
And yet obama is fine with michelle forcing uneatable crap on children.
If he wants to cut some real pork he should start with his administration and his vacations.
Btw pork is actually healthier than beef and other meats. Just ask the fda.
The explanation for the pork ban is HOGwash; the inmates I know in the New Mexico prison system would love to have pork but cannot. The Muslims gave imposed THEIR dietary standards on others.
Yeah,we knew it was a bs article. Just like everything else Gehl does. But what an opportunity to give us to have fun
.
time to call the aclu for violation of civil rights in prison.
Anyone who spent time in the military know that they accommodate muslim dietary habits.
Certain trays flatware and cookware are earmarked for them and anyone who doesn’t eat pork.
It’s not hard.
Now if the muslim doesn’t want to eat with the rest of us pork eaters, then that’s really their problem isn’t it?
They can cite nothing in their Satanic manual that forbids them from being near pigs.
They just can’t touch or eat ’em.
That gives me an idea. Let’s start building BBQ joints right next to every mosque in America.
Make ’em feel welcome.
The smell of some good ‘ol BBQ riibs cooking every day is enough to drive some of them away from islam just for the eats.
They will sue,and the federales will shut you down. First,and foremost,when the shooting starts,it’s muzzies I’m hunting!
BBQ shacks throughout the land!!! Lets keep the muslims off our shores!!!!
While he’s at it..
Why doesn’t he revise all the Federal Prisoners menu and issue Michelle Obama’s nutritious menu and leave our children’s food at school alone ?
You know “Moldy Crap & Pink Slime !!!
THIS IS TOTAL BS!!! EVERYONE LOVES BACON!!!!!!
Force them pork. Show we don’t appreciate them just as much as they don’t appreciate or tolerate us. Yet we’re being forced to tolerate them due to our contaminate in queef
Pork producers should sue. He has no authority to do this. Things never change.
The Onion couldn’t make up something this stupid.
I suppose they will have to stop having toilet paper too.
Let me quote the great Vincent Vega from Pulp Fuction “but pork chops are GOOD bacon is Good”
Obama banned pork in the Whitehouse too, except for the pork on Moochelle’s HUGE arse!
That means Michelle’s banned.
I guess another hint that Obama is a Muslim. I was told he was but didn’t believe it but the more I watch what he does and listen to what he says, well, I am beginning to think he is, What about you?
What next from the Big 0? Conjugal visits with camels, goats, donkeys and other barnyard critters? They are filthy beasts and the ASPCA should defend the poor oppressed animals from the filthy beasts.
20 to life with no bacon Now that is cruel and unusual punishment
Sounds like Obama wants to make sure he can eat when he gets out of office and goes to prison.
obummer is FOS, if the prisoners did not like/eat it the prisons would not be buying it. obummers banning it because he is a muslim catering to them, let em eat pork.
Liberals just can’t have terrorist being uncomfortable. BAN LIBERALISM. Liberalism is a brain eating disease.
Thats ok, feed themthe dogs and cat that are killed the shelters, thats what they really deserve.
I work for a living and pork is the cheapest meat so it makes up most of our meals. So explain to my kids why prisoners get to eat better with meals funded by my paycheck than they do.
Try banning pork ribs Obama and you will sure gain a lot of friends.
That’s right! I banned pork in prisons. No get on your knees, face Washington, DC and say your prayers to Me, your Lord God Emperor and Savior of the Universe and do it 5 times a day!
That’s plain BS. Pork is less expensive then Beef and is very tasty. Since when do we cave to the demands of criminals. Hopefully, the next Republican President will return sanity to this country.
Hell we all know that Obama loves to suck on the sausage.
Ha! You must be the comic of your trailer park!
You must be the pass around at the local bath club.
What a brilliant reply! I bet you are the sage of your shantytown!
Based on your low level life style, for you to make a joke about your shantytown home, is hilarious.
Repeat back to me what I said about you! Brilliant! By the way, are you from the South and were you “educated” there?
We should not be catering to anyone’s personal preferences in prison. They should be given wholesome food but you get what you get. Prison is a punishment.
Even the stupidest, densest, most ignorant Liberals can now see for sure that OBAMA IS A F***ING MUSLIM!
HE’S OUT OF THE CLOSET, AND ONTO THE PRAYER RUG!
EAT PIG, BARRY!
Muslims are <4% of th general population but 12-18% of the prison population. This is partially because they commit more crimes and partially because many blacks convert in prison.
So, if pork is served, then a second meat has to be made for Muslims. This is most likely the reason pork has been discontinued. There is no evidence that Obama personally ordered this change.
NOBODY doesn’t like BACON. I’m sorry, but vegetarians, Jews and Muslims would all love to be “forced” to eat bacon by “the man”, so they could atone later and enjoy it.
Are we really THAT upset that they can’t eat pork? What freakin’ difference does it make?
*** Update for 10/18/2015
Last night, I heard by word of mouth that this prison pork ban has just been repealed. It made a complete U-turn and crash and burn, and was thrown back in the face of Obama. Hahahahaha!
I cannot find this breaking news this morning to save my life, but I’m sure the liberal media will keep it under a blanket. If I can find the source later, I will post the link.
serve all of them bacon. idiots