Not everyone shares House Minority Leader nutjob Nancy Pelosi’s optimism of a “blue wave” in November giving democrats control of the House and Senate. Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren is “filled with terror” that her party will once again fail, leaving Republicans in charge of Congress. I would have thought, given her false claim of Native American heritage, that the thing filling her with terror would be the pale-faces coming to take her land with thunder-sticks. Or maybe a mirror.
I guess if Warren can sit down face-to-face with Rachel Maddow, she has a stronger tolerance for hideousness than most. In an interview on MSNBC, Maddow asked Warren if she actually believed the democrats are going to take control of both chambers of Congress this November. From a party standpoint, Warren’s proper response should have been a simple “yes” but she went this way instead:
“I really, really want us to do that. I’m going to work really, really hard to make that happen. I run every day filled with terror that it won’t because if Donald Trump remains in control of the House and the Senate — and the Republicans won’t stop him — I don’t know what happens in the next two years,” replied Warren.
The democrats have an obvious messaging problem, what with their support for MS-13 and promise to raise taxes, but that is one horrible answer. Not only does it show that Warren has no faith that her party can win in November but also that she’s shitting her pants over it. I feel like this is closest thing to an honest assessment that we’ll ever get from a democrat, but I would think she’d at least try to put on a brave face (yes that was a pun) to help the Democratic Party.
Since Warren is so fearful because she doesn’t know what will happen if Republicans remain in control for the next two years, maybe I can help put her mind at ease. With the GOP and Donald Trump in charge, it will be more of the same economic growth, national safety, and world peace that we’ve bee experiencing lately. More people will have jobs and money in their pockets and the threat of terrorism and nuclear war will go down drastically. Relax princess, everything is going to be okay.
If Elizabeth Warren’s biggest fear is that her party is going to get crushed once again in the mid-term elections there are a couple of easy fixes for that. She could either switch to party that is less full of shit or do something about the extremely high level of shit content in her current party.
Going into November the democrats are pushing for higher taxes and lower personal freedom. They stand for killing babies, grabbing guns, and open borders. These are things that appeal to lunatics but thankfully right now most American voters are not crazy people. It’s simple demographics. The democrats don’t have enough mentally deficient kooks to support their insane extreme leftist crap.