The Clintons are a corrupt lying murderous bunch and the best way to describe them is godless. Liberals however believe they are living saints, mostly because the left lives in a fantasy world where things are different from reality. To prove this point, Hillary Clinton’s pastor compared her to Jesus hanging on a cross and her “triumphant return” to the Resurrection. Yes, even blasphemy is something completely different to lefties.
Newsweek ran this crazy-ass headline recently: HILLARY CLINTON LOSING TO TRUMP WAS LIKE JESUS’S CRUCIFIXION, ACCORDING TO HER PASTOR
It’s all-caps so you know this is some serious shit.
After Hillary Clinton lost the presidential election to Donald Trump last November, she went hiking—and she also turned to religion. That included getting a pep talk from her pastor.
Wait a second, didn’t Hillary claim on the campaign trail that she was super-religious and her “faith” is what guided her through her support for late-term partial-birth abortions and a variety of other horrible liberal positions? If she only turned to religion after blowing the election, does that mean she was lying during the campaign? I am shocked.
The Reverend Bill Shillady revealed this week that he sent an email to Clinton the morning after the election, and it talked about Good Friday, the day on which Christians believe Jesus Christ was crucified. According to a copy of the letter…Shillady acknowledged that “this is not the devotional you wish to receive this day,” but he took her through the story nonetheless.
Wait, Hillary Clinton’s pastor is named Shillady? As in “shill lady?” A shill is a swindler and a lady is obviously a woman. Hillary’s pastor’s name is literally what she is: a female scam artist. What are the chances?
Basically Shillady compared Hillary’s election loss and eventual return to prominence to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and the Resurrection. There are obviously more than a few problems with this analogy. Hillary wasn’t betrayed and crucified unjustly, she lost an election because she ran a terrible campaign and is a worse person. She was rejected by the American people whom she holds in contempt. She also hasn’t risen from the grave; she’s still as pathetic as she’s ever been.
Which brings us to my favorite part of this article:
As for Clinton, Shillady said she’s finally reaching her proverbial Sunday—which…may even include a stint preaching.
Hillary Clinton preaching? That would be the most awesome thing ever. I hope she would deliver her sermons in her fake “black” persona like when she declared “I ain’t in no ways tired” to a black congregation.
As for what to call her ministry, Twitter had a few suggestions: “Our Lady of Blessed Failure,” “Church of the Holy Panderer,” “House of No Commandments,” and my personal favorite “The Church of Lyin-tology.”
This Newsweek article is just more fake news from the liberal media. It’s a fluff piece to make Hillary Clinton seem important, relevant, and human. None of this things are true. She has never had religion in her life other than for a prop in her political ambitions. It’s the same thing with her sham marriage. The only thing real about Hillary is her lust for money and power, which are not things normal people associate with Jesus. A more accurate article would have been comparing her to Lucifer, whose arrogance caused him to fall from heaven.