As you’ve probably heard by now, the ultra-liberal San Francisco based Federal 9th Court of Appeals has upheld the ban on Donald Trump’s temporary travel ban from 7 terrorist countries. This minor but predictable ruling means that the case will now move forward to the Supreme Court, but liberals are dancing in the streets like they have actually managed to impeach President Trump or something. Because Hillary clinton sucks at everything, she tried to troll Trump, but ended up getting owned like she always does.
In response to the 3-0 ruling against Trump’s travel ban order, Hillary thought she was being clever by tweeting out this:
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 10, 2017
“3-0,” wrote Hillary.
Senior White House advisor Kellyanne Conway hit back with her own three-to-nothing tweet:
PA, WI, MI. https://t.co/wqhYCU2qe2
— Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) February 10, 2017
“PA, WI, MI,” replied Conway.
That would be Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan, three reliably blue states that flipped for Trump and gave him the presidency. Those are also three states that Hillary decided not to campaign in because she was so sure they would vote for her that she didn’t think she needed to even pretend to give a shit about the voters.
Here’s some other scores Hillary Clinton should be concerned with:
0-2: That’s Hillary’s record in presidential races. She lost in the primaries in 2008 to Barack Obama and then got crushed by Donald Trump in the actual race in 2016. Only the Buffalo Bills have a worse record in the big game than Hillary.
304-227: That’s the score of the Electoral College vote for the last presidential election Hillary lost. She may try to placate herself by saying she won the popular vote, but that EC vote, which is the only one that matters, was an ass kicking.
0-1 Billion: That’s the score of how much Hillary spent on becoming president versus the number of times she was actually elected. In reality, that 1 billion dollar number is only for the second time she failed. I’m sure she dumped plenty of wasted dollars on her 2008 campaign failure as well. For the record, that’s about a million and a half dollars for each Electoral College vote she got.
35-0: That’s number of women Hillary’s husband Bill has raped, sexually assaulted, and had affairs with instead of sleeping with her. This number is a bit misleading because Bill almost certainly has banged hundreds of women, consensually and otherwise, over the years rather than spend a minute in bed with Hillary.
The funny thing is, as much as Hillary claims to be a champion of women, she’s playing into the stereotype that women are bad at math. She should steer clear of numbers, as well as trolling; she’s as terrible at those things as she is at everything else.