Just when you think Hillary Clinton’s pandering couldn’t get any more pathetic, she rolls out a whopper. On an urban radio show today, the pander bear told the black hosts and audience that she always carries a bottle of hot sauce in her purse. I guess she is hoping that blacks will think she’s just like them because she likes hot sauce or something.
On The Breakfast Club, Hillary started things off by doing a ghetto handshake with one of the hosts who goes by the name Charlemagne Tha God. Right after that we learn that Hillary plays dominoes and when she wins screams out, “Dominoes, motherf*cker!” As you can see, this is already pathetically pandertastic.
“What’s something you always carry with you?” asks the female host.
“Hot sauce” Hillary shoots back.
The two male hosts are shocked beyond disbelief and can’t stop asking, “really?”
“I want you to know that people are going to see this and say ‘she’s pandering to black folks,’” say Charlemagne.
“Okay. Is it working?” asks Hillary with a smile.
“No, seriously, I’ve been eating a lot of hot sauce. Raw peppers and hot sauce,” says Hillary. “Because I think it keeps my immune system strong. I really do. I think hot sauce is good for you, in moderation. Let’s not go overboard.”
That last line is the first clue as to how much a lie she just told. Someone who uses hot sauce in moderation doesn’t carry a bottle of hot sauce in her purse all of the time.
Now here’s the other reasons why her unapologetic pandering attempt is a lie: The only time Hillary Clinton eats food that anyone would put hot sauce on is when she’s campaigning and those “ethnic” restaurants would have hot sauce on hand. Normally she eats fancy-ass rich people food that she would never douse in hot sauce because the chef would be terribly offended.
Also, Hillary is a very old frumpy white woman with a Midwestern palate. Hot sauce would give her the shits so bad she would be hospitalized for it. And that brings us to the last reason: she has a delicate digestive system, as proven by her long bathroom breaks during the democratic presidential debates. If she’s chugging hot sauce, she would also need adult diapers or she couldn’t even make it through one of these fluff interviews she specializes in.
Of course the hosts never pressed Hillary on her pander-lie by asking her what brand of hot sauce she likes or to prove that she actually had hot sauce in her purse. This was convenient for her as there is no way she has hot sauce on her or even knows a brand.
I would believe that Hillary has pepper spray in her purse to use on unauthorized black people getting too close, but hot sauce? Not a chance.
While we are on the subject, it is considered racist to suggest that black people like fried chicken. Why isn’t it racist to suggest they like hot sauce? The answer is really quite simple: because Hillary is a democrat and nothing they do is racist.
Hillary Clinton might as well have just said that she carries around a bottle of grape soda and a pack of menthols in her purse. I find it hard to believe that black people can’t see through her obvious bullshit. Then again, maybe that’s why black people live in such deplorable conditions under democratic rule: they vote for pandering liberals instead of candidates with workable solutions to crime and poverty.