If Amy Schumer told other comedians they need to start being funny, we’d laugh at her. If Michael Moore told fat people they need to lose weight, we’d bust a gut. It is perfectly acceptably that we crack up over the fact that Hillary Clinton is telling democrats that they need to start winning elections. I guess he must have forgotten that she lost a lay-up of an election last November, but she does specialize in lacking self-awareness.
The democrats are voting on which whacko leftist will lead the party into further obscurity this weekend and Hillary wanted to send them a little pep talk. She couldn’t drag herself out of the woods of upstate New York, so she sent this video instead.
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) February 24, 2017
“After the primaries, we came together as a party to write the most progressive platform in history. Ideas we championed are now inspiring leaders and activists across our country,” said Hillary.
She leaves out the part where that progressive platform was soundly rejected by the American people who elected Donald Trump over her and her ideas.
“Nearly 66 million votes are fueling grassroots energy and activism and everywhere people are marching, protesting, tweeting, speaking out and working for an America that’s hopeful, inclusive and big-hearted,” she continued.
I wonder if she would also like to see Republicans, gun owners, average Americans, and working class “deplorables” as part of this inclusion, as she has named these people who make up more than half the country as her enemies. Probably not. Liberal inclusion, means excluding anyone who isn’t lunatic or scumbag.
Now here’s the punchline in her comedy routine:
“We as democrats must move forward with courage, confidence and optimism, and stay focused on the elections we must win this year and next,” said Hillary.
Hmm, she didn’t seem to think winning elections was so important last year or she would have run a better campaign. Actually, if she were really concerned with the democrats winning elections, she wouldn’t have run for president considering what an awful candidate and person she is.
Besides not recognizing how funny it is for her to say this, Hillary is also missing the point of why she lost the presidential election. She’s telling democrats to keep pushing the message that lost them the White House, the Senate, and the House of Representatives over the past 7 years. She’s saying keep doing that thing that has catapulted their party into irrelevancy.
And to prove that she didn’t learn anything by her loss, she ended with this:
“Let resistance plus persistence equal process for our party,” said Hillary.
By all means continue doing the same thing that has stripped the democrats of all their national power. For once, I actually agree with something that Hillary Clinton is saying. I couldn’t be happier with an impotent Democratic Party and look forward to decades of them wallowing in obscurity and/or their complete collapse.