Last week the president of Iran threatened the United States. Under Obama this would have meant a sweet nuclear deal with a plane-load of cash, but with Trump in charge the President hit back with a warning that if Iran continues to threaten us, we’ll kick the ever-loving crap out of them. Now a top Iranian general indicated a shift in tactics and threatened to destroy all of President Trump’s commercial properties. With each passing day it makes more and more sense why Trump pulled out of the nuclear deal with these maniacs, doesn’t it?
Here’s a crazy-ass thing from The Daily Mail:
The general in charge of Iran’s elite paramilitary Quds Forces warned Donald Trump on Thursday that war with the Islamist country would eliminate his entire net worth, suggesting terrorists aided by Iran’s military are prepared to strike his real estate properties.
‘You know that this war will destroy everything you own,’ Major General Qassem Soleimani said during a speech in the central Iranian city of Hamedan.
“Trump should know that we are nation of martyrdom and that we await him,” said Soleimani.
Martyrdom is what Muslim jihadis achieve when they blow themselves up on a bus crowded with innocent people. It appears Iran’s top general plans to send suicide bombers to Trump’s properties, which is messed up but also stupid. How do you suicide bomb a golf course? Even if one of these kooks blows himself up on the 9th green, that just makes a new bunker and a slightly more challenging course, which golfers would enjoy.
“We are near you, where you can’t even imagine … Come. We are ready. If you begin the war, we will end the war,” Soleimani said.
If Iran is going to start attacking properties owned by President Trump, it is they, not us who will be starting a war. Even by insane Muslim standards this is a ridiculous strategy. What does this moron think is going to happen if an Iranian-linked terrorist attacks a Trump property? Should that happen, hell is going to rain down from the sky on Iran.
“You have to be careful about insulting the Iranian people and the president of our Republic,” Soleimani said.
But they’re all so effing crazy and it’s way too easy to insult them. After saying Trump isn’t allowed to insult Iranians, Soleimani insulted the President:
“Trump’s language is still the ethics of nightclubs and gambling halls,” said Soleimani.
I am assuming that sounds a lot more harsh in Farsi, because it doesn’t make any sense in English. It’s also some pretty bold talk for a guy who is dressed like the yeoman purser from the Muslim Love Boat.
These are the crazy mofos that former president Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry sent pallets of cash to so they could pretend like they weren’t still trying to develop nuclear weapons. Liberals are on a kick that Trump aided our enemies because he didn’t punch Russian president Vladimir Putin in the balls. What do you call Obama sending billions of dollars to Iran?