Back when the Clinton’s we defrauding investors, raping women, and killing people Hillary chalked up all her and Bill’s troubles to a “vast right wing conspiracy.” Now that she lost a presidential election anyone else would have won she has a new conspiracy. Apparently “they” wouldn’t let Hillary be president. Who are they? Nobody besides Hillary knows, but them seem super sinister, don’t they?
Amy Chozick is a New York Times reporter who was imbedded in Hillary’s failed 2016 campaign and she just wrote a book about the disaster called Chasing Hillary: Ten Years, Two Presidential Campaigns, and One Intact Glass Ceiling.
The title sounds like it’s a pretty Hillary-friendly book with more excuses as to why she lost, but there are some unflattering and embarrassing moments. Take for instance this, as reported by The Daily Beast:
“Of all the Brooklyn aides, Jen Palmieri had the most pleasant bedside manner,” Chozick writes.
“That made her the designated deliverer of bad news to Hillary. But not this time. She told Robby there was no way she was going to tell Hillary she couldn’t win. That’s when Robby, drained and deflated, watching the results with his team in a room down the hall from Hillary’s suite, labored into the hallway of the Peninsula to break the news. Hillary didn’t seem all that surprised. ‘I knew it. I knew this would happen to me….’ Hillary said, now within a couple of inches of his face. ‘They were never going to let me be president.’”
Holy crap! “They” weren’t going to let her be president? That’s a very serious allegation against whoever “they” are. There is some powerful cabal of puppet masters out there deciding who is allowed to be President of the United States. If I had to make a guess I’d say “they” were the American people, which as we know, Hillary thinks are largely deplorable. I don’t however think Hillary is talking about voters, but rather yet another shadowy conspiracy against her.
As you may know, Hillary is kind of a UFO conspiracy buff, so maybe this is an otherworldly kind of thing. The John Carpenter classic They Live was a film about extraterrestrials who infiltrated and controlled all of humanity, though hidden from view. Perhaps that is who Hillary thinks “they” are. There is also the 1954 film Them! about giant radioactive ants, so perhaps it was nuclear bugs that kept her out of office.
While we are at it, Hillary said she knew that “they” weren’t going to let her win so why did she bother to run? That’s a fair question since she blew a billion dollars in that losing effort. If she knew she wouldn’t win, why didn’t she take that money and invest it? She turned $1,000 into $100,000 in 10 months on cattle futures. Imagine what she could have done with a billion dollars. She’d be so rich now she could have those people (or ants) who her stopped her from being president wiped from the face of the Earth. Money is power.
Hillary has previous blamed the “conservative media,” Trump-hating James Comey, the Russians, sexists women, and white people who were too racist to vote for a white person for her election loss. Somehow this latest excuse of huge radioactive bugs doesn’t seem that much crazier.