I realize that my headline is slightly misleading: you have to have something before you can lose it and California Governor Jerry Brown’s sanity is nonexistent. While traipsing around Europe, illegally representing the US in a global warming treaty, he finally cracked and declared that he hates everything. Of course this is a lie because he loves liberal bullshit politics. He does however hate normal productive commonsense type of things, so he has that going for him.
This has not been a good trip for Brown, who kicked things off by threatening to kill protesters that he agreed with ideologically. He then participated in a press conference where a reporter asked him if he was enjoying his time in Europe.
“No, I hate everything,” snapped Brown.
Brown then told the reporter that was a stupid question and asked if he would be in Europe if he wasn’t enjoying himself. The reporter said “maybe” to which Brown asked, “Why, because I’m a masochist?”
Clearly Brown was being sarcastic, but wow, what an asshole. For what reason would he snap on a reporter for asking an innocent question? The answer to that is because he’s a liberal and everyone on the left is a bunch of dicks.
And then things took a turn for the weird, because this is Governor Moonbeam we are talking about here. This is from The Sacramento Bee:
Brown said he doesn’t think of it as “joy,” but did for some reason say he was glad the conversation had meandered to the subject. An accurate reflection of his existential position is one that is constantly changing, Brown eventually confessed.
“There are certain things you have to do that aren’t as pleasant as other things you have to do, but if it’s something you want to get accomplished, you will do it, and there will be different levels of joy, from zero to 100 percent,” Brown said.
Brown briefly returned to being a jerk by asking if anyone had any “intelligent” questions and then blasted off for outer space:
“Joy,” Brown added, fixating on the word. “See, I don’t even conceptualize the world that way … Some people say, ‘I had a great dinner last night.’ You know that story? Or, ‘Are you having a good time? Did you have a good buying experience?’
“I just don’t even think that way. I like virtually every meal I eat and every drink I take. So, I’m having a good time. Right?” Brown stated.
Keep in mind that all of this comes from a simple question about if Brown was enjoying his time in Europe. Also consider that this was a press conference related to man-made global warming. The clear lesson here for the press is, never, under any circumstance, ask Jerry Brown a question.
Is it just me, or is Brown’s answer reminiscent of the “What’s Your Name” guy?
If any Republican displayed this level of incoherent thought, there would be calls for resignation. The problem with Brown is he has been this crazy since his political career began and I don’t think anyone notices anymore.