Jimmy Kimmel isn’t just stupid looking, he’s really dumb. It’s weird how that works out, huh? He however thinks he’s a major genius, which is another thing that happens a lot with idiots. And what does he attribute this high level of intelligence to? Well, his liberalism of course. According to Kimmel, all late night talk show hosts are liberal because they are extremely intelligent. So either liberalism causes people to be smart or smart people are liberals. Either way this is wrong and dumb as shit.
Check this thing out:
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“It just so happens that almost every talk show host is a liberal and that’s because it requires a level of intelligence,” said Kimmel.
It just so happens? In Kimmel’s defense, extreme stupidity is a level of intelligence, just not a high level. “Moron,” “idiot,” and “simpleton” are all rankings on the intelligence scale, so technically what he said is true.
But Kimmel doesn’t mean to say he and his fellow talk show hosts are dumbshits, he’s arrogantly claiming that they are all highly-evolved superbrains, just like he thinks all liberals are. This is a patiently false statement, which is easily verified by the things all liberals believe.
Here are just a few of the insane things that make up the liberal belief system:
1. A person born with male genitals can put on a dress and be transformed into a woman.
2. Global Warming causes ice, snow, and cold weather.
3. Killing unborn babies saves lives.
4. Disarming law-abiding people makes them safer against armed criminals.
5. Letting people keep the money they earn is stealing from people who didn’t earn it.
6. Racial quotas combat racism.
7. Illegal aliens are Americans.
8. Job-killing regulations create jobs.
9. Dependance on the government is freedom.
10. Only some sexual assault is wrong.
11. Patriotism is un-American.
12. Disrespecting the flag honors our country.
13. Sodomy is a core value.
14. The religion of terrorists is one of peace.
15. Rules that apply to everyone are racist.
16. Criminals are really victims.
17. The inscription on the Statue of Liberty is Constitutional law.
18. Suicides are gun violence.
19. There are more than 2 genders.
20. Southern segregationist democrats were right-wing Republicans.
All of this sounds really dumb when you say it out loud, doesn’t it? I didn’t make any of this stuff up, these are things that every “intelligent” liberal believes and none of it is remotely true.
What is true is that late night talk show host are liberal because the entire entertainment industry is liberal. The cry-baby leftists in charge would never give a forum to someone with conservative views. It has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence and in case you need a reminder, watch Jimmy Kimmel for about 5 seconds and see what an utter fool he is.