iMDB tells me that Carla Valderrama is an actress and comedian, but even after reading her bio I would say that is a overstatement. This anonymous Latina is hoping to get everyone’s attention by disrespecting an all-time Christmas classic to push her whacko liberal social justice bullshit. In what is being billed as a parody, White Christmas is now “Woke Christmas” and about despising cops, Donald Trump, and white people in general.
Valderrama took time off plucking a gap in her unabrow to put out this poorly lip-synced video about how much she hates America and most of the people in it. It starts out with her putting a Star of David on top of a Christmas tree, so you just know this is going to be good.
She longs for a country where cops don’t arrest and jail minorities for committing crimes and wishes Colin Kaepernick was a hero. I guess it’s hard for her to understand that criminals go to jail and people who disrespect the country are not revered. Liberalism has a way of scrambling people’s brains that way.
She then touches on Black Lives Matter and cultural appropriation by slamming Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson for playing roles she thinks should have been portrayed by Asians.
“Seriously Matt, that shit is ridiculous” snaps Valderrama.
The song then takes a serious turn as Valderrama says we need to “deport racists” while flicking a picture of Donald Trump off the screen. Yeah, this Latina woman wants to be able to deport a natural-born US citizen and President-elect of the United States, because she thinks it’s racist for him to enforce our nation’s immigration laws. Who says liberals are irrational and unreasonable?
The song then moves into rape culture and the “racism” of American Indian named sports teams. From there we get some bitching about how unfair it is for men who dress up like women to be forced to use a bathroom that corresponds with their biological gender. Finally there’s reference to the Dakota Access Pipeline and the #OscarsSoWhite non-controversy, completing the list of every stupid thing liberals think are vitally important.
So in Valderrama’s estimation, cops, white people, and Donald Trump suck while black criminals, illegal aliens, and traitors are heroes. In reality, this is why Hillary Clinton lost the election. She ran on all of these crazy leftist ideas and the American people told her “go home Hillary, you’re drunk.” It still hasn’t dawned on liberals that most Americans care about the economy and security, not fringe social issues.
The Irving Berlin penned White Christmas sung by Bing Crosby is the best selling single of all time and the most beloved holiday song ever. The song is an institution as much as everything else Valderrama hates and it’s disrespectful for her to butcher it like this. I wonder how cool she would be if someone changed the lyrics of Jose Feliciano’s Feliz Navidad to be about deporting illegal aliens.