Trump Derangement Syndrome is close to becoming an end-stage disease with no cure. A liberal professor shot himself on purpose in the arm to protest President Trump. If you think thatâ€™s crazy, and you should, this also qualifies as a school shooting as the loony prof popped himself on campus. Itâ€™s unclear what the actual protest was over, but maybe he was trying to pad the school shooting numbers in a some kind of weird gun control thing.
Hereâ€™s all of the zaniness from The Las Vegas Journal-Review:
A longtime College of Southern Nevada sociology professor is facing felony gun charges in connection with an on-campus shooting on the second day of classes.
Mark J. Bird was charged last month with discharging a gun within a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property, court records show. He was found bleeding from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to his arm about 8:15 a.m. on Aug. 28 outside a bathroom in the Charleston campus K building.
Inside the bathroom, campus police found a $100 bill taped to a mirror along with a note that said, â€śFor the janitor,â€ť according to Birdâ€™s arrest report. On the floor of the restroom was a black-and-white, .22-caliber pistol and one spent shell casing.
This dude may be completely bonkers, but at least heâ€™s considerate. $100 to clean up some blood in a public restroom is very generous.
A 911 call was made after several CSN employees and at least one student saw Bird stumble out of the bathroom, bleeding, before he collapsed, the report said. None of the witnesses â€” who later told police they only recalled hearing â€śa loud noiseâ€ť â€” initially knew that Bird was armed and had shot himself, according to the report.
Now hereâ€™s the fun part:
One college employee told police that he held Birdâ€™s hand to calm him down as others tried to stop the bleeding. While waiting for authorities to arrive, Bird said he had shot himself in protest of President Donald Trump, police noted in their report. The report did not elaborate.
Take that Trump! Itâ€™s hard to believe the President hasnâ€™t resigned or been impeached over this, isnâ€™t it?
It doesnâ€™t seem like much of a protest if no one even knew about it until weeks after the fact. Also, this crazy mofo shot himself in the arm so itâ€™s not a protest at all. Whatâ€™s going to next? Scoop out his eyes with a spoon to protest Trumpâ€™s immigration policies?
I am honesty baffled by this. What the hell could this professor have possibly thought would come of this? How did he believe this was going to be powerful rebuke of President Trump? Again, he f*cking shot himself.
Maybe he was trying to kill himself but didnâ€™t quite understand the anatomical requirements of suicide. He is, after all, a sociology professor not a biology professor. Perhaps he was trying to demonstrate how dangerous firearms are in the hands of crazy people. Actually, he did kind of nail that last one.
At least he didnâ€™t try to kill someone else to prove whatever point he was trying to make, because that is kind of a leftist thing these days.
The anti-Trump Resistance temper tantrum has moved from kicking and screaming to self-harm. They were big babies but now they are sad emo teenagers cutting themselves for attention. When will Hollywood make a PSA on the dangers of TDS?