The special election for Ohio’s 12th Congressional district is too close to call, but it looks like the Republican has won a narrow victory. In a race this tight, with an apparent GOP winner, liberals are naturally going to freak out, and this is no different. Of course they are upset by a third party candidate who they claim siphoned off votes that would have went to the democrat, but this has a twist. The liberals are insisting that the Russians somehow made people vote for the third party candidate and there may even be some collusion with extraterrestrials. This is no bullshit. Liberals are actually this effing crazy.
The official results for the OH12 special election are as follows:
Troy Balderson – Republican – 101,574 – 50.2%
Danny O’Connor – Democrat – 99,820 – 49.3%
Joe Manchik – Green Party – 1,127 – 0.6%
There are still around 3,000 provisional ballots to be counted and that will happen in the next 10 days. It’s unlikely that the democrat will overtake the Republican, but if it the margin of victory is .5% then an automatic recount will be triggered. Again, recounts rarely change the results of an election, so it’s pretty certain that Republican Balderson has won the seat.
You may notice that the number of votes the Green Party candidate received is fairly close to the number of votes the Republican won by. This was not lost on the liberals who pitched a fit, claiming the Green Party guy stole the election away from the democrat. Here’s barely-employed Hollywood has-been Alyssa Milano to explain:
You know what sucks?
Because of our unwillingness to pass policy that protects our election integrity, I immediately think the Green Party votes tonight are Russian meddling.
Why else would anyone cast a protest vote in Ohio when there’s so much at stake?#OH12
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) August 8, 2018
Good point. Why would anyone vote for the candidate they like when Hollywood has told them over and over they have to vote for democrats? How dare these people flaunt their personal preferences and free will like that.
I’m not really sure how Milano figures the Russians are behind this and she’s certainly not explaining it. I did notice that she’s complaining that “we” haven’t passed any policies to protect our elections. Does this mean she’s finally on board with voter ID laws? I doubt it, but that’s the only realistic way to stop voter fraud. I bet she means there needs to be some kind of law that makes democrats win no matter what the voters say.
This thing goes from very very stupid to very very weird. Joe Manchik, the Green Party candidate who liberals are accusing of being a Russian colluder and election ruiner, may actually be an illegal alien (from another planet). Check out this disturbing bio from his Facebook page:
I am a Green Party candidate for the United States House of Representatives in Ohio’s 12th Congressional District.
I do not always accept friend requests if I do not know who you are. But if you would like me to do that, then PLEASE send me a message and tell me WHY you would like to be my friend. Otherwise, feel free to become a public subscriber if you wish.
Now about me:
My distant relatives originally came to planet Earth from a planet orbiting a star in the Pleiades star cluster located in the constellation of Taurus.
Okay, so maybe he’s more like those Dreamers, whose parents brought them illegally to the United States only it was his extraterrestrial family that snuck him here. That still makes him an illegal alien because he’s way too old to qualify for DACA.
It’s too bad Alex Jones got booted off of the Interwebz because we need him now more than ever to unfuck this tangled web of conspiracy. We have an extraterrestrial illegal alien colluding with the Russians to steal an election away from a democrat in a solid red district. My only hope is that Alyssa Milano and her brave Hollywood Resistance Forces are able to pass a policy to stop this from happening again in the November midterms.