Democrats have been pushing this false narrative that President Trump is mentally unfit to hold office, but maybe it’s time we look at Nancy Pelosi’s fitness. And by maybe, I mean definitely. This is the woman who thinks George W. Bush is still president and that you can’t yell “wolf” in a theater. Her latest bit of craziness has her saying that we can solve the problem of illegal immigration by mowing the lawn along the US/Mexico border. No, really. She said this.
Pelosi was in Arizona on a promotional tour to bad-mouth the wildly popular GOP tax cuts. Even the Arizona democrats wouldn’t participate in Pelosi’s delusion that more money in people’s pockets is tantamount to “Armageddon” because they would like to finally win an election. In an interview, she turned her lunacy on to President Trump’s border wall:
“Let’s sit down and talk this through and see what makes sense. Not some commitment to a promise that we’re going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. That’s never going to happen,” said Pelosi.
Now get ready for what Pelosi thinks makes sense:
“Let’s talk about where a more serious structure might be necessary, where fencing will do or mowing the grass so people can’t be smuggled through the grass,” Pelosi said.
There you have it, folks. The House Minority Leader believes that keeping illegal aliens out of this country is as simple as mowing the grass along the border. Is it common knowledge that people can’t sneak in over freshly mowed lawns, or is this just something rattling around inside Pelosi’s head?
I can see a few problems with this “brilliant” plan. The first being that illegal aliens are naturally attracted to lawn mowing or any kind of landscaping. You start mowing the lawn along the border and suddenly there will be thousands of illegal aliens trying to get in on it. Then there’s the issue that the entire border between the US and Mexico is a hot arid desert with no lawns to speak of.
Just for fun, let’s pretend that Pelosi is saying that we should clear the brush along the 1,954-mile southern border. That would be an environmental catastrophe, destroying the natural habit of hundreds of species. It would also require a shitload of manpower, plus it would have to be constantly cleared. It would be much cheaper and less destructive to just build the wall. Oh, and unlike mowing the law, a wall would actually keep people out.
This is what democrats call “solutions.” This is also why they should never be in charge of anything. Too many illegals crossing the border? Mow the law. Too many unarmed people getting shot by criminal scumbags? Disarm the good guys further. People don’t have enough money? Raise their taxes. This is the kind of bullshit people vote for when they cast a ballot for democrats.