It’s been really hard to craft a headline today because we got a memo that Facebook is blocking anything with the word “shithole” in it and thanks to the liberals, “shithole” is all there is to write about. Most shithole stories involve the collective liberal freak-out over the fake news story that President Trump called some shithole countries shitholes. This is Trump and shithole related, but involves basement-dweller Keith Olberman threatening Trump’s family and calling them shitholes. Did I get enough “shitholes” in the first paragraph to make up for the lack of “shitholes” in the headline?
Remember last November when serial loser Keith Olberman was fired from his free gig of slamming Trump from his mom’s basement? He said very clearly that he was retiring from political commentary, which is what he calls it when he refers to women like Betsy DeVos a “motherfucker.” I hope you are not drinking anything when you read this next line because it’s quite shocking. Olbermann lied about retiring from political commentary as he was right back at it.
The President tweeted out a thing, which is always a trigger for Trump Derangement Syndrome:
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of the Obama Administration having sold perhaps the best located and finest embassy in London for “peanuts,” only to build a new one in an off location for 1.2 billion dollars. Bad deal. Wanted me to cut ribbon-NO!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 12, 2018
There doesn’t seem to be much controversy in that tweet, even for leftist lunatics like Olbermann, but he went off on it because he probably also went off of his medication:
You, @realDonaldTrump, are a coward and a weakling, too terrified to face protestors there or here. And you should be. We will remove you from power and put you and your Shithole Family in the prison you deserve. pic.twitter.com/MxtUEMy32u
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) January 12, 2018
So Ivanka is a shithole? Melania? Even Trump’s 11-year-old son Barron? Yeah, Keith Olbermann just called a little kid a shithole and threatened to have him put in prison.
I have many questions, as you can imagine, but the thing nagging me the most is: why does Keith Olbermann think he has the power to imprison Trump and his family? He doesn’t even have the power to hold down a steady job. If he had any power at all you’d think he’d use it to at least stay employed.
I also wonder why Olbermann retired from political commentary only to return less than two months later. I can only speculate, but I have a feeling he hates it when people aren’t paying attention to him. If he really needs the attention, he should piss his pants in the middle of the grocery store while crying about how wants cookies. It would be less embarrassing for him than cussing out and threatening the President’s family.
I can’t actually think of the conservative equivalent of Keith Olbermann, but just for fun let’s pretend that such a person exists. Now try to imagine the reaction if this mythical conservative threatened to jail Sasha and Malia Obama while referring to them as something profane like “shitholes.” The world as we know it would have ended because the liberal outrage would have exploded with the force of a million nuclear warheads. Thankfully, conservatives have a little more class and sanity than Olbermann.