If there was any doubt that terrorists and liberals are ideological besties, an al Qaeda-linked group has joined American leftists in banning plastic bags. Of course they both also commit violence against groups they disagree with, so there is that connection too. Why does a group of people who kill innocent people care about plastic bag usage? The environment, duh. How can you detonate a suicide vest in good conscience knowing that plastic bags threaten the habitat of native species?
Fox News reports on this thing which is apparently not a joke:
An Al Qaeda-affiliated terror group has decided to follow in the footsteps of cities such as Seattle, San Francisco and Boston and countries like Australia and the United Kingdom in instituting a ban on plastic bags.
Al Shabaab announced on a radio broadcast last week that, in addition to already-prohibited items such as music and movie theaters, residents in areas controlled by the terrorist group will no longer be allowed to use plastic bags — because of the bags’ harmful effects on the environment…
Don’t worry, this is a ban on plastic bags not plastic explosives. That would just be insane, right?
Plastic bags “pose a serious threat to the well-being of humans and animals alike,” Mohammed Abu Abdullah, a pro-Al Shabaab governor in Somalia, said in a statement.
The statement also added the group banned logging rare trees…
They have trees in Somalia?
With this move, the difference between California and terrorist controlled areas of Somalia have become indistinguishable. Both places ban plastic bags, independent thought, and unapproved speech. Plus major cities in both are awash in human waste and scumbag encampments. Hey, at least California still allows movie theaters and music, but for how long?
One local resident thinks the plastic bag ban is a good idea, but pointed out some slight hypocrisy in the terrorists:
Mohammed Abdullaahi Ali, a medical student who lives in Mogadishu, was confused over the decision.
“I heard they banned plastic bags via social media. I see it as a good decision, but they must ask themselves: Why do they also ban humanitarian workers from operating in Shabab-controlled areas?” Ali asked.
Maybe, like their American counterparts, the terrorists aren’t actually trying to fix anything but rather seeking to control the people. In the US liberals ban things like guns and straws, not as a means to address or solve a problem, but simply to exert control over our daily lives. Again, liberals and terrorists are similar because they are in the business of causing problems not fixing them.
Recently Iranian supreme Islamic leader Ayatollah Khamenei made statements on gun control and race relations that was identical to the official Democratic Party platform. It can’t be a coincidence that the rhetoric and policies of terrorists mirrors that of American liberals. The groups are two peas in the same crazy-ass pod. I was going to say that the only difference is the clothing, but Antifa dresses about the same as ISIS when terrorizing the people.