I have not-so-secretly been rooting that Joe Biden ends up with the Democratic Party nomination in 2020 to oppose Donald Trump because the guy is a lunatic and the campaign will be really funny. Now however, I want Elizabeth Warren all the way. The President has offered the Massachusetts Senator one million bucks to take a DNA test to prove she’s a Native American like she claims. I believe Warren vs. Trump in 2020 has the potential to be the best and most hilarious presidential campaign ever.
President Trump held a rally in Montana on Thursday and he went off on Elizabeth Warren who pretended to be Native American to advance her academic career and refuses to back down despite being exposed as a fraud. CNN reports and see if you can spot the fake news:
But his most extended attack was aimed at Warren, a Democrat he has long targeted for claiming that she is part Native American and derisively nicknamed “Pocahontas,” after the 17th century historical figure. On Thursday, Trump mocked people who called on him to apologize for the remark and sarcastically apologized to the historic figure.
“I want to apologize. Pocahontas, I apologize to you. I apologize to you. To you I apologize. To the fake Pocahontas, I won’t apologize,” said Trump.
It’s not Trump who claims Elizabeth Warren is Native American, she does this all on her own. He’s trying to prove what everyone already knows; that she’s lying about her heritage. Seriously, this is what CNN thinks they can publish and get away with it? That is a lie and CNN knows it.
CNN had some more bullshit to report by claiming Trump was mocking sexual assault:
He went on to suggest that, should Warren win the Democratic nomination in 2020 and they were to debate, he would toss an ancestry test to her and dare her to take it. In doing so, he made light of the #MeToo movement.
“We’ll take that little kit and say, we have to go it gently because we are in the Me Too generation, and we will very gently take that kit, slowly toss it” to her, Trump said, adding that he would offer $1 million to charity if she took the test and it “shows you are an Indian.”
“I have a feeling she will say no,” said Trump.
Not only did CNN misquote Trump, they claimed he was mocking the victims of sexual assault, which he in no way did. Here’s Trump’s actual quote:
“I’m going to get one of those little DNA kits and if I’m debating her, we will toss it to her, very gently so it doesn’t injure her arm, and we’ll say, ‘Pocahontas, I’ll give you a million dollars if you take the test to show you’re an Indian!'”
Fake news aside, the bottom line is that Trump offered Elizabeth Warren a cool million to take a DNA test to prove once and for all if she is as Native American as she claims. Like I said, these two running against each other is going to be endlessly entertaining.
Amazingly enough, Warren has responded to Trump’s offer. Well, she sort of did:
Hey, @realDonaldTrump: While you obsess over my genes, your Admin is conducting DNA tests on little kids because you ripped them from their mamas & you are too incompetent to reunite them in time to meet a court order. Maybe you should focus on fixing the lives you’re destroying.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) July 5, 2018
So, is that a no?
Elizabeth Warren says she won’t run in 2020, but as we all know she’s a liar, plus she’s doing all of the pre-campaigning people do when they are gearing up for a presidential run. Despite liberals saying “she persisted” Warren is actually very emotionally fragile and Trump will chew her up and shit her out. 2020 is going to be awesome!