Rumors have circulated for years that Michelle Obama is really a man pretending to be a woman. She has a man’s bone and muscle structure, an Adam’s Apple, and an unsightly bulge. She just set the title for her memoir as Becoming. Becoming what? A woman? Maybe this secret is too much for her to bear and she’s finally coming clean that she was born with a ding-dong, not a hoo-ha.
The Hill reports:
Michelle Obama’s memoir will be published on Nov. 13, its publisher announced on Sunday.
“Becoming,” which will hit stores one week after the midterm elections, will be released in 24 languages and as an audiobook read by the former first lady.
As I said, the title Becoming sure indicates some kind of transformation in her life, and her explanation of it makes it sound even more like she’s ready to tell the truth about her gender:
“Writing BECOMING has been a deeply personal experience. It has allowed me, for the very first time, the space to honestly reflect on the unexpected trajectory of my life. In this book, I talk about my roots and how a little girl from the South Side of Chicago found her voice and developed the strength to use it to empower others. I hope my journey inspires readers to find the courage to become whoever they aspire to be,” said Michelle in a statement.
Seriously, what she just said there would fit perfectly for someone coming out of the closet as transgender. Maybe the “unexpected trajectory” of her life is that she started it out as a dude. Perhaps when she “found her voice” that voice was a woman’s. She straight up says she wants to give people the “courage to become whoever they aspire to be” like how a little boy from Chicago grew up to become the First Lady of the United States.
I don’t know why I never noticed this before, but Michelle’s middle name is LaVaughn. To me that sounds like a male black person’s name. If you heard the name LaVauhhn Robisnon, would you think that was a woman’s name? No, you’d assume it was an NBA player, which is appropriate since Michelle is built like a power-forward.
Just the fact that Michelle has been accused of being a man for many years and then she titles her memoirs Becoming says something. She has to know about the rumors so either she’s coming clean or she’s the least self-ware person on the planet. This is like if her husband Barack titled his book “Jihad” or “Kenyan Hijinks”
Crown Publishing Group shelled out $60 million to the Obamas for their memoirs and they are expecting a healthy return on their investment. For that alone, I’m guessing Michelle will disappoint and failed to reveal her true identity. One thing you can count on from an Obama is being underwhelmed. I’m sure Michelle’s book will be more of her boring BS about how “challenging” her privileged life was due to imaginary sexism and racism.