You think it’s bad when your wife nags about taking out the garbage? Imagine being PGA player Lucas Glover who got his ass kicked by his wife for having a bad day on the course. At least Tiger Woods’ wife beat the crap out him for cheating on her. This is psychotic and maybe the craziest thing is Glover doesn’t seem to mind that his wife beat up him and his mother in front of their children.
The Miami Herald reports:
Former U.S. Open champion golfer Lucas Glover missed the secondary cuts at last weekend’s Players Championship near St. Augustine — and his wife greeted him home with a shower of insults and, allegedly, a beat-down.
Krista Glover, 36, was arrested by St. Johns County Sheriff’s deputies at Sawgrass TPC in Ponte Vedra Beach and charged with domestic battery and resisting arrest.
And apparently this is a common occurrence:
Lucas told deputies Krista gets violent every time he doesn’t play well in a major PGA tournament, according to the incident report.
And since he had a bad day live on national television alongside the likes of Tiger Woods, Dustin Johnson and Justin Rose, she allegedly went off on him when he got home. The fight degenerated into something physical, all of it in front of their two underage children and Lucas’ momma.
From the looks of it, Krista started cussing out Lucas and his mother intervened at which point the wife started physically attacking the elderly woman. Lucas jumped in between the two and Krista started wailing on him as well. The cops noted many defensive wounds on both Lucas and his mother, but none on Krista.
Lucas told police his wife had been drinking all day, but that hardly accounts for this persistent abusive behavior. Maybe the mugshot can help shed some light on things:
Now here’s why I have no respect for Lucas Glover:
Such fights, Lucas told the deputies, aren’t unusual, the report shows. He described how “when he plays a bad round of golf, Krista proceeds to start an altercation with him and telling him how he is a loser and a p—y, how he needs to fire everyone, and how he’d better win or her and the kids would leave him and he would never see the kids again,” the report reads.
I don’t know this guy at all, but I feel comfortable in telling him: Bro, you can do better.
And here’s another reason why this golf pro should consider finding a new love:
The deputies wrote in their report that she resisted them and refused to get into the back seat of a squad car by trying “to tense her body and blocking herself from sitting down in the car.”
She allegedly tried to wrap her legs and feet around the frame of the open car door, and once inside, Krista allegedly damaged the car by kicking the door.
“Wait till the tour [PGA] hears about this,” she yelled at the deputies, according to the report. “You will lose your job. This is why cops get shot in the face. Wait till I talk with the judge, you will be f—ing fired over this.”
As it turns out, Krista doesn’t have the power to take the officers’ badges and they remain on active duty. She however has a court date at the end of the month, presumably for domestic violence charges and maybe resisting arrest.
Hey, I’ve been in love with a crazy women before, but sometimes you have to pack up your balls and leave. The cool thing about insane women is they let you know when it’s time to go. I hope for Glover’s sake he can read the subtle clue his wife just gave him.