GOP presidential candidate Donald J. Trump appeared with Jimmy Kimmel last night to talk about everything related to his campaign. While on set, Kimmel revealed that he had ghostwritten a children’s book for the Trumpster.
The book is appropriately entitled Winners Aren’t Losers by Donald J. Trump. Its illustrations and cadence are both reminiscent of Dr. Seuss books.
Kimmel read the entire book on set to the Donald, who laughed at some of the verses. It’s hard to say which part of the book we like the best. Maybe it’s this passage:
Winners do deals
and winners get rich
while sad little losers
just sit there and bitch.
We think you’ll enjoy it. Check out the video above. The fun starts around 3:15.