It may only be a coincidence but the day that the Bernie Sanders 2020 campaign announced that it would be the first ever in the history of presidential politics to totally unionize, the raging old crank showed up sporting a large bandage on the left side of his noggin.
According to accounts, the 77-year-old who may end up being the first full-blown Marxist to sit in Oval Office lost a battle with a glass shower door resulting in a wound that required 7 stitches to close.
But it’s going to take a lot more than a “shower door” to deter the Vermont senator from his socialist crusade or as he likes to couch his rhetoric to the gullible young schmucks who have flocked to his promises of free stuff like flies to dogshit: his revolution.
— Yahoo News (@YahooNews) March 15, 2019
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) got seven stitches Friday after he cut his head on a shower door.
Politico reports Sanders was given a “clean bill of health” and the minor injury did not interrupt his campaigning.
The 2020 Democratic presidential candidate is currently stumping in South Carolina.
Sanders’s spokeswoman Arianna Jones told Politico that the 77-year-old senator took himself to a walk-in minute clinic Friday “out of precaution.”
“The senator has proceeded with all of his scheduled events — joining a group of approximately 20 local clergy for breakfast this morning — and looks forward to joining a roundtable with South Carolinians this afternoon to discuss how we can provide high quality affordable health care for all,” Jones said.
Politico noted the campaign told the outlet that Sanders cut his head on the corner of the glass shower door but did not fall.
Kind of conjures up memories doesn’t it?