The Missouri woman who became an online legend after she hid a loaded handgun up her most intimate private place has received her jail sentence.
It was last September when police stopped a car driven by an individual who could be best described as a white trash drug moll for speeding in Northern Illinois. After searching the vehicle, the cops discovered drugs and arrested then 26-year-old Anika Witt and her partner/passenger.
This normally wouldn’t merit much attention except that Witt had somehow stuffed the .380 caliber handgun where the sun doesn’t shine, giving a new meaning the term “cock holster” and landing her on every weird news website on the internet.
It was when Witt was being booked into Mclean County jail that it was discovered that she also had some contraband that she was attempting to conceal. Female officers extracted the weapon that was not only fully loaded but had a bullet in the chamber.
Facing up to ten years in prison, Ms. Witt copped a plea deal to roll over on 29-year-old Clinton McDonald who would end up taking the rap for the heroin and ecstasy in the car.
This week, the sentence came down: two years.
— The Smoking Gun (@tsgnews) June 14, 2018
Via The Smoking Gun “Woman Gets Two Years For Gun In Body Cavity”:
A woman who had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina at the time of her arrest last year has been sentenced to two years in state prison on weapons and heroin possession charges, Illinois court records show.
Anika Witt, 27, was sentenced last month after pleading guilty to a pair of felony charges as part of a plea agreement that required her to testify against a codefendant.
Jailed since her arrest last September, Witt faced a maximum of ten years on the gun charge and 15 years for narcotics possession. While sentenced to two years in state prison, Witt has been credited for the eight months she spent in the McLean County lockup.
Witt and a male acquaintance were busted following a traffic stop on Interstate 55 just north of Bloomington. A search of the duo’s car turned up heroin and Ecstasy, cops reported.
Witt’s .380 caliber Kimber handgun was not discovered by investigators until she was subjected to a strip search while being booked into the county jail. A female corrections officer recovered the loaded weapon from Witt’s vagina. The gun had a bullet in the chamber and its magazine was fully loaded, police say.
It would seem that this fairy tale ended up about as well as possible for our Cinderella who was spared having to do the entire dime, as well as the chance of being turned into a splattered pumpkin had the gun went off while it was still in the dirty place.