All in all it was a really crappy weekend for Trump Derangement suffering celebs after the crushing news that the great Russian collusion conspiracy was all a lie and one that they embraced as though it was a religion.
When Mueller dropped the report at 5 pm on Friday afternoon at a time when stories that the government wants to disappear are typically released the left got that same sick feeling in their stomachs that they had as the election returns came in showing that Hillary’s sense of entitlement would remain unfulfilled.
The report was a big win for Trump of such importance that it all but guarantees his reelection with the added bonus of humiliating the partisan hacks at CNN, MSNBC, The WaPo and the New York Times. The loony celebs who have invested their lives into bitter Twitter rants about how Trump and his children were traitors who would rot in prison predictably erupted.
Denial, anger and jumping from conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory from the usual suspects.
#DonaldTrump has forced us to live through war as a nation for the last two years; he has caused depression, despair, confusion and death. We're not just sick at heart, but literally sick from him; from uncontrollable rage at the thought that he will get away with his crimes.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 25, 2019
What we know: The President has committed federal crimes. He lied about business with Russia during the campaign. He encouraged Russia to commit crimes against US. He has abused his power, lied, and obstructed justice to cover it all up. Full Mueller report must become public.
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) March 22, 2019
The fight for our Democracy is about to intensify. The GOP cult is lining up behind a Criminal Autocrat. We keep fighting the lies and corruption battles, but the war of saving 242 years of self rule will be won by destroying him overwhelmingly at the ballot box. FIGHT!
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) March 24, 2019
Well, if there was nothing in the report why won’t they just release it?
If the report fully exonerated him or his family, he’d have it all out in seconds. Wouldn’t he?
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) March 24, 2019
I wonder why Kushner felt the need to set up back channel at the Russian Embassy
— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) March 24, 2019
#trumpColluded beyond a doubt! Now America must confront itself about its own moral Boundaries and code of ethics! Turning point in American history! Are we a rule of law country or are we a lawless lie! https://t.co/VBhbE3FisP
— John Leguizamo (@JohnLeguizamo) March 24, 2019
Bad day for people with eyesight.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 24, 2019
If William Barr summarized Romeo and Juliet, he’d probably say that Romeo murdered Juliet’s cousin, was banished for it, and is now dead. Let’s wait to hear the full story.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) March 24, 2019
Local shrinks should expect an uptick in business this week.