It was a rough night in the MSNBC studios when the day of reckoning finally arrived and the bombshell Mueller report turned out to be a complete dud.
Ever since President Trump’s upset victory over the reportedly invincible Hillary Clinton, the partisan hacks at the network wove a web of dishonest and sinister conspiracy theories that the only reason why the election swung the way that it did was because of Russian interference.
Every single night, vengeful liberals and Hillary dead-enders tuned into such propagandistic hogwash as the Rachel Maddow Show where the Baghdad Bob of American cable television promised them that it was inevitable that Saint Bob Mueller would produce the silver bullet that would do what Dems, the media, celebs, and GOP turncoats never could do by putting an end to Trump and reversing the election.
Then, like a sucker punch to the solar plexus, Mueller’s report was released late Friday afternoon when news stories that are inconvenient to the government are typically reported due to the lack of attention that they receive and while Americans are distracted with their weekend plans.
Following weeks of chatter as those who clearly had an inside scoop sought to manage expectations downward, the news came that there would be no further indictments. It was a crushing blow to those who were expecting to see the president and his family all fingered for conspiring with a foreign adversary and subjected to the obligatory show trials.
Only it didn’t go down that way and the reptilian lesbian struggled to keep her composure – reportedly coming in from a “fishing trip” to deliver the sad news to the masses of asses that are her most loyal fans.
Pity poor Rachel as she choked back the tears…
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 23, 2019
Via Fox News:
Maddow kicked off by telling her viewers she was reporting live from Tennessee because she felt she needed to interrupt her vacation to address the breaking news. She appeared to be holding back tears.
“A couple of hours ago, or maybe even less than that, I was standing knee-deep in a trout stream in Tennessee,” Maddow told her viewers. “But now it’s Mueller time! And so I’m in a studio in the great state of Tennessee. The trout are basically just as safe as they were when I was flailing away at them ineffectually this afternoon.”
But in typical Maddow fashion, she is now denying that she was on the brink of an emotional breakdown and is blaming it all on — who else?
Those dirty fucking Russians!
LOL — the Russia Today and conservative media news this morning that I **wept** — I cried and cried — through the show last night. LOLololol.
— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) March 23, 2019
But of course, the dead-enders will buy whatever new conspiracy theory that Maddow comes up with to discredit Mueller – Putin got to him or something but in a country with a functional media, loons like this nutty bitch would be removed from the airwaves and relegated to some dipshit conspiracy blog on the outer perimeters of the internet.
Too bad that we don’t live in one…