For those with fanatical liberal relatives, be careful with those Thanksgiving Day rolls and bread because you never know exactly what you are going to be eating.
This is especially the case if a family member happens to be a radical feminist Hillary dead-ender who has been possessed by the demons of Trump Derangement Syndrome and looking to get even with relatives who didn’t vote for Mrs. Clinton.
In one of the more disgusting stories from recent years that gives ideas to the lunatic fringe dwellers on the left, a woman became a feminist hero for this unbelievably awful suggestion from an angry woman that in these days of gender acrimony will be dragged out of many a recipe box in time for turkey day.
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) November 12, 2017
This is utterly disgusting but offers a glimpse inside the deranged hive mind of the feminist left.
The idea was first unveiled by feminist rag Women’s Health magazine in a piece entitled “Feminist Bakes Sourdough Bread Using Her Own Vaginal Yeast”:
Steal her recipe for an unforgettable Thanksgiving feast.
In preparation for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, you’re probably seeing a lot of self-help articles about managing stress, dealing with unpleasant family members, and most importantly, making it through the day in one piece.
And while there’s no doubt that all of this advice is well-intentioned, sometimes, when the shit is hitting the fan and your uncle is being a sexist piece of garbage, you have to do something to regain control and remind yourself that you’re a badass bitch who no one can fuck with. And there’s no better way to do that than serving an asshole a slice of truly homemade bread…leavened with the yeast of your own vagina.
But does such a recipe even exist? Yes, it does, thanks to feminist blogger Zoe Stavri, who, after getting a pretty bad yeast infection, had the inspired idea to turn her discomfort into delicious baked goods.
“Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself, ‘Maybe I could make bread with that,’” Zoe writes on her blog, Another Angry Woman. “And that ticked into, ‘Well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway,’ and then a ‘Fuck, would that even work?’ And then I got curious, and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.”
Zoe’s curiosity led not only to her creating her sourdough starter recipe, but also to pissing off a very disgusted group of people on the Internet who believe that it is “unhygienic and unsanitary.” However, Zoe contends that, really, yeast is yeast. And yeast from her vagina is no less gross than any of the other yeast we use to bake bread with. “Making sourdough starter entails encouraging stuff that’s present in the flour and just sort of floating around in the air in your kitchen and on your utensils to grow,” she writes. “That’s what wild yeast is. … Like all bread made with yeast, once it’s cooked, it’s not exactly going to go about colonizing your gut with yeast. The biggest risk with using candida albicans for bread making is that it won’t rise.”
Served up piping hot by a lunatic wearing a pink pussy hat.