As if the perpetually red-assed SJW’s don’t have enough to bitch about, they have exhumed “The Duke” to kick around four decades after his death.
The one, the only, legendary John Wayne has always been hated by the left but you would think that once a man dies, that he can rest in peace.
Instead, the moaning, low-IQ, emotionally driven Twitter Troglodytes have unearthed Wayne’s 1971 interview with Playboy Magazine in order to exhume his corpse and smack it around because he was a real man who had no tolerance for sissies and the sort of anti-American communist miscreants whose mission in life is to take a dump on everything that is decent about this country.
This is absolutely fucking insane…
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 19, 2019
Via The Babylon Bee (parody) “Activists Vow John Wayne Will Never Work In Hollywood Again”:
After a 1971 Playboy interview with John Wayne that was deemed offensive surfaced online, liberal activists took to the streets to boycott the actor, vowing that Wayne will never work in Hollywood again.
Wayne died in 1979 of stomach cancer.
Marchers could be seen on Sunset Boulevard with signs calling for the firing of “that cowboy guy from those old movies.” Many seemed confused about who Wayne actually was, with some assuming he may have been a relative of Batman, and others thinking that maybe he was in a Coen brothers movie or something. However, they all agreed he is what’s wrong with this country, as evidenced by their chant, “John Wayne bad!”
Activist leaders announced that at 10:30 am they would hold a massive burning of John Wayne films, posters, and other memorabilia at the intersection of Hollywood and Vine. When the time arrived, many people arrived but there was nothing to burn. “I don’t think anyone here has ever even seen a John Wayne movie, now that I think about it,” one activist told reporters.
At the non-burning, activist and film student Jenson Alexis addressed the gathered crowd using a bullhorn. “I’m tired of people saying racism is on the decline!” he shouted to raucous applause and chanting. “This 1971 interview from a man born in 1907 and dead for nearly forty years proves that racism is alive and well in the US of KKK!”
John Wayne was a man from another era, one that was in many respects a far better one despite its obvious problems, one of which was real racism which was all but snuffed out until a smooth-talking agent of chaos named Barack Obama came onto the scene. Shortly after his 2009 inauguration, race relations took a turn for the worst, a new America-hating militancy arose and would metastasize like cancer until after Obama was choppered away from the White House leaving a legacy of a divided America, banished and defaced statues and an embrace of violence and thuggery from the left.
Despite years spent trying to tear him down by kicking a dead man, liberals hate Wayne for three basic reasons:
1: He pissed on political correctness.
2: He was unapologetically pro-American as well as vehemently anti-Communist.
3: Most of all, he was a man’s man.
In their epic tribute to the spirit of the American male, “The Big Damn Book Of Sheer Manliness”, The Von Hoffman brothers described him as:
Sure he was charming all to hell and a badass, but also respectful of authority. He was a patriot who hurt when something hurt the country, disgusted and angered by injustice, hypocrisy, gutlessness, the liberal media and being indirect.
Wayne’s film career spanned five decades during which he starred in classic westerns and war movies, winning a Best Actor Oscar for his unforgettable portrayal of U.S. Marshall Rooster Cogburn in the epic “True Grit”, a performance that even liberal-infested Hollywood had to acknowledge.
Today let us remember John Wayne as the patriotic American, a staunchly anti-communist symbol of a day before soy boys prowled the halls of power and pink pussy hat wearing mobs protested a legitimate election in the streets even as the cowardly scumbags on social media are shitting on his grave.