The year of bottom feeders cashing in off of the new gold rush of the hatred for President Trump and lingering bitterness about a lost election continues.
Nearly two years after patient zero spawned an epidemic of the incurable mental ailment of Trump Derangement Syndrome, the parasites peddling tell-all books are flooding the market.
The sensational allegations of the Omarosa book quickly fizzled and gave way to washed-up Watergate cadaver Bob Woodward’s “Fear” which is a fixture on the coffee tables and nightstands of the entire Washington establishment.
But the pathetic remnants of the young reporter who was once played by a dashing young Robert Redford may have a short stay on top of bestseller lists.
Pardon the pun but Stormy’s coming.
The faded porn queen who starred in such enduring cultural classics as “Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre” and “The Witches Of Breastwick” has her own book ready for rollout just before the midterm elections.
October surprise: Stormy Daniels to release tell-all book on Trump https://t.co/9033LikfLK
— POLITICO (@politico) September 13, 2018
Stormy Daniels, the adult film actress who claims she had a sexual encounter with President Donald Trump, revealed on Wednesday that she has penned a tell-all book that will be released Oct. 2.
Daniels made the announcement on “The View,” telling the hosts that she will share more details about her interactions with Trump in the book, titled “Full Disclosure.”
“Yes. It’s full disclosure. That’s why I named it that,” Daniels said, when asked by co-host Joy Behar whether the memoir will dish about the night she allegedly spent with Trump in a hotel room in 2006.
Daniels made her surprise announcement during an appearance with the hateful harpies on “The View” much to their delight.
According to the press release from publisher St. Martin’s Press:
It was announced today that Stormy Daniels will publish a memoir entitled FULL DISCLOSURE with St. Martin’s Press on October 2, 2018. World publishing rights were acquired by
SMP Chairman Sally Richardson and Executive Editor Elizabeth Beier from Luke Janklow of Janklow & Nesbit
Associates, who represented the author. The book will be published simultaneously in the UK, Australia, South Africa and India by Pan Macmillan and in Germany by Droemer Knaur and will be available in hardcover, ebook and audio formats.
She was already well-known in some circles before March 6, 2018, but that’s probably the first time you heard the name Stormy Daniels. That’s the day she filed a lawsuit against President Donald Trump over a nondisclosure agreement negotiated before the election but never signed.
Now the woman referred to in the New York Times opinion pages as “Stormy Daniels, Feminist Hero” and “Joan of Arc,” and in Rolling Stone as “the hero America needs,” tells her whole story for the first time. In FULL DISCLOSURE, she shares everything about how she came to be a leading actress and director in the adult film business, the full truth about her journey from a rough childhood in Louisiana onto the national stage, and the events that led to the nondisclosure agreement and the behind-the-scenes attempts to intimidate her.
In FULL DISCLOSURE, Stormy Daniels is funny, sharp, warm, and impassioned by turns. “I own my story and the choices I made,” she writes. “They may not be the ones you would have made, but I stand by them.”
St. Martin’s Press is listing Walmart as one of the retail outlets where you can buy this lurid piece of trash so from now on, the big box empire will be shorn of any moral credibility now that it will be peddling.
Expect this one to completely blow away the competition and you WILL see it on CNN.