Saint Mueller is about to drop his long-awaited report on Russian “collusion” but it is likely to be an innuendo-filled nothingburger as deflated Democrats begin to move from their nutty Russian conspiracy theories into sweeping congressional investigations into President Trump’s business dealings.
The only thing remotely Russian about what has been going on is how neo-Stalinist that the political left has become and their series of public hearings that are spectacles akin to the infamous Moscow trials in the 1930s.
But despite the fervent panting of Rachel Maddow who actually looks like Russian conspiracies make her horny, it’s about time to stick a fork in the collusion fairy tale’s ass.
According to Fox’s Tucker Carlson, it has now become such a mockery that the great Russian collusion conspiracy has been reduced to a “chicken with its head cut off” in yet another one of his epic monologues.
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TUCKER CARLSON, FOX NEWS: Let’s start with the story of Mike the headless chicken. It sounds implausible, but it really happened, and it tells you something. It begins this way: One afternoon in the fall of 1945, a farmer in western Colorado called Lloyd Olson walked into the barnyard to get dinner. His wife said she wanted some chicken, so Olson found a five-month-old bird called Mike and then beheaded it with a hatchet.
But then a funny thing happened: Mike didn’t die. In fact, Mike lived another full year and a half. He lived long enough to become a traveling sideshow attraction before he ultimately choked to death in a motel room in Phoenix. A sad story.
But the question is, how did Mike live for 18 months without a head? Well, scientists had a number of explanations for how he did it. But the real reason is simple. Mike had no idea he’d been killed, so he just kept going. Mike was too dumb to die.
Something very similar just happened in the Russia investigation this week. For two years, we’ve been told that there was some form of collusion between the Russian government and the 2016 Trump campaign. Details were sketchy, so we paid for an independent counsel and a number of congressional investigations to find out exactly what happened.
Then last week, Democrats hit pay dirt. They produced the perfect witness, the one man in America who would know exactly what happened between the Trump campaign and Russia: Michael Cohen.
Michael Cohen was Donald Trump’s personal lawyer for 10 years. Communications between Trump and Cohen were supposed to be privileged and protected, so Trump would have been free to tell Cohen anything and everything. If there’s one person who would know firsthand about Russian collusion and all its detail, it’s Michael Cohen. And if there’s one person who would be happy to tell Congress about Russian collusion in all its detail, it’s also Michael Cohen.
Michael Cohen hates Trump. He has said so repeatedly and vehemently. So last week, Democrats on Capitol Hill put Cohen under oath and asked him about Russian collusion.
Read entire transcript HERE.
H/T: Real Clear Politics