The first of what will be an epic series of clown shows that will barnstorm the USA in the runup to next summer’s Democratic National Convention kicked off on Wednesday night in Miami and the less than stellar assortment of socialists and other buffoons didn’t completely implode.
Moderated by MSBNC’s ferret-faced lesbian conspiracy theorist Rachel Maddow, the network’s coverage of Elizabeth Warren and nine no-hope schmucks was not exactly the peacock’s shining moment as the network’s coverage was plagued by embarrassing technical glitches but hey, it was just a warmup for tonight’s main event where frontrunner and presumptive nominee Joe Biden will clash with the likes of Mayor Pete, Kamala Harris and the socialist that the DNC is already trying to undermine – Comrade Bernie Sanders.
As for Wednesday other than the technical problems: Warren shined in her featured spot as the establishment chosen spoiler for Bernie, Cory Booker called for more national love for transgenders and bumbling former punk rocker Beto must have pounded the bong too much in the warmups and answered questions En Español.
Fox’s inimitable Tucker Carlson weighed in on night one:
Can’t argue with any of that and he didn’t even get into night two of the planet’s biggest shit show…