Because truth is stranger than fiction….
You can get your dog's balls glittered. We need to rethink our society. https://t.co/zTFKobE7s5
— Rare (@Rare) February 1, 2019
In New Fad, People Are Now Putting Glitter On Their Dog’s Balls
A disturbing new trend has overtaken the internet, and this time it involves decorating a specific area of a dog’s anatomy.
Dog owners are now covering their dog’s balls in edible glitter as an intrusive grooming statement to make when flaunting the animal in shows or on walks.
According to Distractify, the trend of glittering an animal’s balls was first spotted by Royal Paws Pet Salon in High Point, North Carolina.
‘I just thought I would let everybody know the latest creative grooming trend is glitter balls,’ the salon wrote in a Facebook post on Thursday.
‘Please know that I love doing creative but, I will NOT be doing this. Posting for your entertainment.’
For people concerned about the safety of the dogs, the glitter mixture is reportedly made out of edible glitter and corn syrup so it sticks to the surface of the animal.
The salon was not the only one sharing the latest trend for dogs.
Read it HERE.
— New York Post (@nypost) January 31, 2019
Man heard a loud crack when his penis snapped in half during sex
A randy man has told how he heard a loud crack while he was having sex when his penis snapped in half.
Sean Marsden, 48, was getting frisky with girlfriend Louise Gray, 36, when he “slipped” and he heard his manhood snap.
He writhed around in excruciating pain while his bent penis swelled up with blood until it was the “size of a bottle of wine.”
Horrified Gray called for an ambulance and he was taken to the hospital where surgeons operated to repair the penile fracture and torn urethra.
Bruised Marsden was sent home with strong painkillers after a night in the hospital, and told not to have sex until the end of the month.
But he ignored the advice of doctors and had sex with Gray just three weeks later admitting he couldn’t resist the urge to satisfy his sky-high sex drive.
Read it HERE
A homeless man has been sentenced to 20 months in prison after admitting to sexually abusing a horse named Ellie. https://t.co/d8kLt7nRtv
— 10News WTSP (@10NewsWTSP) January 25, 2019
Oregon man gets nearly 2 years in prison for sexually abusing horse, stealing truck, breaking into storage unit
A 21-year-old man who admitted sexually abusing a horse in a Hillsboro-area barn last April was sentenced Friday to a year and eight months in prison.
Kenneth L. Duyck pleaded guilty the same day in Washington County Circuit Court to sexual assault of an animal, unauthorized use of a vehicle and second-degree burglary. He admitted to abusing Ellie the horse on April 18, stealing a pickup from another barn in Forest Grove sometime the next week while released from jail, and then breaking into the Forest Grove Storage Lot on May 2, court records show.
A judge banned Duyck from owning any horses or domestic animals for 15 years. Duyck must also register as a sex offender and participate in sex offender and mental health treatment programs. The judge also ordered Duyck not to contact his victims and revoked Duyck’s license for one year.
Duyck, who has been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, was at one point ordered by a judge to obtain a mental health evaluation at the Oregon State Hospital, court records show.
According to a psychological evaluation report, the Hillsboro-area property owner told county deputies she found one of her horses tied up in a stall on April 19 different from the way she left the animal and later found semen on its genitals. She recalled someone who gave his last name as Duyck had called her the day before, asking if he could sleep on her property and she said no. She thought the incidents may been related.
Read it HERE.
Minnesota man says he gave ailing wife meth, had ‘death party’ before she died https://t.co/qrVXnrnIuV
— Cult of Weird (@cultofweird) February 2, 2019
Husband gives ailing wife meth and holds a “death party” for her
A husband gave his ailing wife methamphetamine and held a “death party”, telling authorities she didn’t want to die in a nursing home.
Debra Lynn Johnson was found dead inside her home in Searles after her husband, Duane Johnson, called 911.
Authorities found the front door spray painted with words, several guns, hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and a naked Duane Johnson after they arrived on scene.
Johnson was arrested without incident and was charged with felony theft and receiving stolen property according to Mankato Free Press.
Johnson said his wife died just before noon on January 24.
The first deputy on the scene found the words “Death Parde God Hell” spray painted on the front door.
Duane Johnson came out of the house naked, yelled his wife was dead, and ran back inside.
Read it HERE.
— The Smoking Gun (@tsgnews) February 1, 2019
Man Tries To Break Down Stranger’s Door To Escape From Zombies And Snakes Chasing Him
An agitated Pennsylvania man tried to kick in a stranger’s front door to escape from zombies that were chasing him and an array of snakes biting at his ankles, according to a criminal complaint.
Police allege that Mitchell Pisarcik sought to force his way into a residence in Sandy Township in late-January. Pisarcik, seen at right, told occupants of the home that he was seeking refuge that evening from pursuing zombies and snakes.
Pisarcik, cops say, pounded on the home’s entrance with his fists and kicked out the front door’s window. As Pisarcik, 28, began climbing through the broken window, individuals inside the home armed themselves with a claw hammer and a frying pan. But when Pisarcik heard a police siren, he went to the home’s rear door and began trying to kick it in.
Read it HERE.
Texas Woman Dovie Nickels Arrested For Pleasuring Herself In Downtown Austin, Kept It Going In Police Cruiser https://t.co/sBVttPdCyi …
— Front Page Buzz (@frontpagebuzz) February 1, 2019
Woman arrested for masturbating in public continued in cop car
A half-naked woman was arrested after being caught masturbating in public in Austin, Texas — then allegedly continued pleasuring herself while handcuffed in a police car.
Police responded to a complaint from the JW Marriott Austin Hotel about 5:20 p.m. Tuesday about a woman across the street “holding a silver object” against her privates “with her legs straight up in the air, spread open,” according to the arrest affidavit.
A hotel worker said he could hear the woman — identified by authorities as Dovie Nickels, 26 — “making moaning noises,” the affidavit reads.
The worker saw the woman masturbating on the patio for about seven or eight minutes, the Austin American-Statesman reported.
The worker said the woman told him to back off as he approached her to tell her to stop.
She then went to the Second Bar + Kitchen across the street — where the lewd behavior allegedly continued, the outlet reported.
When police arrived at the bar, the woman stopped moving her arms under the table and placed them on top of it — but the officers “observed that Nickels was not wearing any pants,” the affidavit said.
After being arrested, Nickels allegedly continued to pleasure herself — even while handcuffed in the back of the squad car, police said.
Read it HERE.
Watch: Cheetos Sandwich available at KFCs in the south https://t.co/mfYpRTvlW8
— Odd News from @UPI (@OddNewsUPI) January 31, 2019
KFC testing Cheetos fried chicken sandwich in fortunate Southern states
In the admittedly narrow world of Cheetos-fast food mashups, Burger King’s Mac-And-Cheetos and Taco Bell’s Cheetos Quesadillas have some new competition. KFC announced it is testing a new Cheetos Sandwich in selected restaurants at locations in North Carolina, Virginia, and Georgia.
KFC lovingly describes in a press release: “Made by coating a juicy, hand-breaded Extra Crispy chicken filet with special Cheetos sauce and placing it on a toasted bun with mayo and a layer of crunchy Cheetos, the Cheetos Sandwich will give you a blast of craveable Cheetos in every bite.” In this manner, KFC doubles up on the Cheetos-ness, providing a Cheetos sauce (the mind reels) as well as actual Cheetos in the sandwich. Someone on the Takeout staff was immediately psyched.
Read it HERE.
You just can’t make shit like this up.