Reality television personality, singer and Trump critic Kelly Osbourne was having a gay old time at New York City’s Pride Parade over the weekend until she had to use the ladies room.
The daughter of shock rocker Ozzy Osbourne decided to duck into a nearby Starbucks to use the facilities but was rebuffed by store employees as the location did not have a public restroom.
So instead of looking for another option, what did Osbourne do?
She pissed in her pants and then cried bloody murder that it was Starbucks’ fault for her tinkling in her trousers.
According to Yahoo Celebrity News “Kelly Osbourne Had a Great Time at the Pride Parade … Until Her Restroom Malfunction”:
Kelly Osbourne was having a fabulous time celebrating at the Pride Parade in New York City this weekend and was posting videos on Instagram of her rainbow hair, vogueing with singer Sam Smith, and just doing what any normal person does when having a great time.
Unfortunately, Osbourne’s fun quickly turned into an embarrassing situation. She attempted to use the restroom at a Starbucks but was denied entry, which caused the worst possible result to happen: Osbourne peed in her pants.
The TV personality took to Twitter and blasted the coffee chain. She posted a photo of the store location, writing, “Shame on you, Starbucks. Pissed my own pants in this location because your shameful employees refused to let me use the [toilet] — I have piss in my shoe.
Osbourne took to Twitter to vent shortly after the incident:
— Kelly! (@KellyOsbourne) June 26, 2017
But all ended happily ever after for the namby-pamby celebrity.
Rather than risk alienating its liberal customers, Starbucks groveled and issued an apology to Ms. Osbourne. There is no word as to whether they will be sending her a gift card.