Second, though I meant my post yesterday in all seriousness, today’s write-up is meant just for laughs and giggles (ergo why I just linked ya’ll to a fly-as-hell gangster rap video, lmao), so please don’t read too much into it.
Third, this morning MSNBC hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough revealed what inspired the president to savagely roast them on Twitter yesterday: Apparently, they had been mocking him on “Morning Joe.”
Well, OK, that’s perfectly fine, but would you like to know what’s also fine? Me choosing to mock them — or, more specifically, Mika.
Now cue the following video compilation by a pimptastic gentleman known only as “Godfrey Reborn”:
I’ve heard of women wanting the “D” (as in Donald, of course!), but you just took it to a whole nother level.
But you now what? None of us blame you one single bit, Mika.
And here’s why: